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- Well, then, it's settled. - I'll draw up the paperwork.
And we're really good for each other. Or at least, you're good for me.
We defy odds, we face challenges with valor,
Besides, I have to go. It's for work. I'm sorry.
One at seven, one at 8:30, and one at ten.
That's not a real thing.
I have an uncle who still plays the flute at the local pub every week.
I'm the only albino rhino gyno I know.
Let's get blasted. Right?
- So, what, I should just settle? - Yes, thank you, exactly. Settle.
- That's the word. - I'd like that.
Mm-hmm.
- When's the last time that happened? - It hasn't.
Let's hear it from some of these bridesmaids.
- Big premiere day. - Stop.
began when engineers took two panes of laminated glass
I settled on a company dental plan.
Because otherwise you're just gonna get older, and harder, and more alone.
Boring regular people love it when movie stars show up
- [sobbing and sniffling] - [howling]
When I said “the industry”, I meant the auto glass industry.
and I end up feeling like a huge nerd over again.
Wait, no, go back to your other idea.
- What's gonna happen tomorrow? - I don't know.
- But that's what made it so good. - Yeah, I got it.
"Jamaican Bobsledders?"
- Yeah, it was great seeing you too. - Yeah, yeah, good night.
Who knows when I'll get another night off?
We call our business the industry
[chuckling] If I have one more bad date...
BoJack, it's gonna be okay.
It's the very blade of the bobsled.
It will be a long time before you get another night off.
And I'm sitting there, and I'm thinking, "Do I know?"
Why is everybody not talking about me for a moment? This is concerning.
I thought I'd ask for 15 percent stake,
but I think for the next time, some people here