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which nobody is in right now.
Or possibly other Dianes we don't even know about yet.
- It's crazy. - That's incredible.
Secretariat is, wait for it...
It's so you can get some leaves on your poster.
- That's terrifying. - I know.
It just doesn't come easy for me, like it does for you.
I think we all know which one I'm talking about.
[panting] Mr. Peabut Nutter. Mr. Peeper Number.
Nobody should be thinking about the things I say.
Since when are you an expert on who can and cannot have children?
- Yeah? - Yeah, look at me.
Because maybe I am Cool Sexy Diane,
So to do a soft launch, I think we'd only need about ten cars.
Do you know what this means?
I am so sorry ShitShow
♪♪
Let's put the drug in my mouth, so I can trip or roll or gush or--
But within each man lives a great multiplicity, right?
I did narrate a Mazda commercial. Funny story how that came together.
Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪
[Brennan] Sometimes, the only way to solve a crime is with bones.
because we think we're more important than everybody else.
- My jeans feel amazing right now. - That is great.
I don't always have the right feelings,
if a movie star wants to hang out with you for no reason.
And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends,
but rather than read the remarks I've been preparing
That's just a dumb name some reporter came up with.
- Here we go. - Oh, okay.
Taneisha, Karen. [sing-song] Taneisha... Karen...