Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This might help. Wanna get wasted? Uh... Yea...

Which is why they call me 'rail splitter'.

I'm not... you know... that is just offensive that you would even ask me that.

Come on. C'mon c'mon c'mon...

last year's car wash raised 6000 dollars

Anyone seen Stand and Deliver? Show hands...

You know, I've always said that dolphins are the humans of the sea

I need that test!

That explains me, making absolutely no sense.

What wend so wrong in your life that you ended up educating children?

But she doesn't care.

Except abortion, of course.

Even if it made me unpopular.

I'll take you there. Oh. You don't have to do that.

What do you want? Is that marijuana?

Umm... why don't you two give me a hand with dessert? And we can let these two... discuss.

Oooo... well... Glad I wore my fun underwear.

Give me a nug... I'll go smoke it in my car.

Hey, kids. Hey...

Hello titties...

she has such a big heart. Looks like enormous.

That was the big one Honest Abe.

But I'm so sad..it's because your relationship ended.

Things are about to change around here.

Okay... There's a handicapped one... which is way closer use the handicapped one, its way closer

She wants a guy like Ian.. What's his face? Ian Mentelbaum? The rapper?

...It's like the freedom and the wind in your hair obviously the image... you don't wanna...

At Harvard, but...

We're dating... so... It'll also be romantic.

So, basically, if I was gonna go out with you, I would be making the conscious choice...

Hand him the envelope. I'm gonna need a couple bucks for gas.

So, call me crazy, but this might be the best Period 5 show of all time.

- Bullshit. - No you're not.

My students, probably most.

I thought you were a nurse.

its a time for a little bit of talking before we really get to the important part.

Just try it... try it! Just... please stop pressuring her.

hey, uh.. may be too soon, but you wanna like..grab a bite or something sometime

So.. Russell, what has to go wrong in someone's life for them to end up being a middle school gym teacher?

Okay... That's enough. We get it, you're crying.

One teacher can make a difference.

Here we go, well its been another great year here at JAMS.

Hi, I'm a math terrorist with close ties to algebra

You understand this is what I do? - Yea I got it - Like for a living.

Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy, My mother baked this cookies for you..

It is really fun over here. Lynn, get your ass over to those cowboys.

God damn it! We are done here.

Hi, there... you look like Losty MC Losterson...

So, all this is mine, by the way As far as the eye can see.

Well, alright... you... and you grab the TV and roll it up front