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But she doesn't care.

We're dating... so... It'll also be romantic.

At Harvard, but...

its a time for a little bit of talking before we really get to the important part.

Give me a nug... I'll go smoke it in my car.

Hi, I'm a math terrorist with close ties to algebra

she has such a big heart. Looks like enormous.

It is really fun over here. Lynn, get your ass over to those cowboys.

But I'm so sad..it's because your relationship ended.

What wend so wrong in your life that you ended up educating children?

You know, I've always said that dolphins are the humans of the sea

Okay... There's a handicapped one... which is way closer use the handicapped one, its way closer

Except abortion, of course.

I'll take you there. Oh. You don't have to do that.

Okay... That's enough. We get it, you're crying.

That explains me, making absolutely no sense.

Which is why they call me 'rail splitter'.

...It's like the freedom and the wind in your hair obviously the image... you don't wanna...

Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy, My mother baked this cookies for you..

My students, probably most.

One teacher can make a difference.

Hello titties...

She wants a guy like Ian.. What's his face? Ian Mentelbaum? The rapper?

Hey, kids. Hey...

This might help. Wanna get wasted? Uh... Yea...

hey, uh.. may be too soon, but you wanna like..grab a bite or something sometime

What do you want? Is that marijuana?

- Bullshit. - No you're not.

Hi, there... you look like Losty MC Losterson...

Come on. C'mon c'mon c'mon...

Anyone seen Stand and Deliver? Show hands...

That was the big one Honest Abe.

I need that test!

last year's car wash raised 6000 dollars

Umm... why don't you two give me a hand with dessert? And we can let these two... discuss.

Just try it... try it! Just... please stop pressuring her.

So, basically, if I was gonna go out with you, I would be making the conscious choice...

Oooo... well... Glad I wore my fun underwear.

I'm not... you know... that is just offensive that you would even ask me that.

Well, alright... you... and you grab the TV and roll it up front

Here we go, well its been another great year here at JAMS.

So.. Russell, what has to go wrong in someone's life for them to end up being a middle school gym teacher?

God damn it! We are done here.

Hand him the envelope. I'm gonna need a couple bucks for gas.

So, all this is mine, by the way As far as the eye can see.

You understand this is what I do? - Yea I got it - Like for a living.

So, call me crazy, but this might be the best Period 5 show of all time.

Things are about to change around here.

Even if it made me unpopular.

I thought you were a nurse.