Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See those championship banners?

like its so easy to get pregnant from some dude nutting into a condom

Elizabeth, don't let the bed bugs bite

Ask me how much I feel I'll say... a lot-a-co...

No, I said fucking troll. Oh, I thought you said Kirk.

I thought that I was doing it for all the right reasons.

Here I go... Almost.

Welcome to Air 7th Grade Social Studies I'll be your captain, Miss Squirrel.

Mr. Halabi, thank you for your time. Most welcome.

Maybe next time we can dry hump without our clothes on.

Hey, you wanna grab lunch later? Oh! Oh sure, yea, my treat.

Stop dressing like you're running for congress

I don't think that you're Amy's type.

I did, because... umm...

I'm gonna go find a hot dog.

You can tell me anything Scott, you're one of my best friends

I'll see you tomorrow then. Good night.

Amy, what are you doing here? Scott, talk to the hand.

Well, I'm gonna get going I don't want the kids to see me leaving your room - Yea.

Your jeans feel so good Against my jeans

Just stop talking.

With the cowboy hats? Yea.

Thank you Amy, for pointing that out. You're so welcome.

What's going on with you? Need a tissue? Huh?

You know I'd be happy to do it myself, but its just so hard with a class of 20..

No, no... no absolutely not, no I...

Is anyone have anything to add to what that girl just said?

Just put it. Alrighty.

And I'm not gonna tell you why because, it's between me and my doctor.

What a great story. What did you wanna talk about?

It was not a popular opinion.

You can't do that I have band and jazz band tonight.

I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples

Your jeans feels so good against my jeans.

Adios, bitches!!

Just not in my arms or my chest.

Alright... We'll pick this up again tomorrow.

No, what I see is that you are getting worked up And what I would hate to see...

Huh... no I might, I probably going to sit in the back, maybe leave early

I find these kind of accusations troubling.

What!! No way... It was fine. I have a GPS navy system.

But they're also so ferocious. So ferocious.

We're here to learn.

Should be fun. Should be amazing. Lynn you wanna come?

Get yourself hot coz I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

God is alive, ohh yes! Our God is an awesome God, God is an awesome God

Where do you even live? In some weird apartment with some creepy roommate?

I stole her desk. You can check my urine.

Holy fuck! I thought she was never gonna leave.

Here is the deal man... I cannot keep sugar coating this for you.

XOXO, my love for you is XOXO.

If anyone has any information regarding the missing Anne wig...

God... I'm so embarrassed. Don't be shy, marbles.

- Are you sure? - I'm watching you.

So there it is My heart honestly.

Feels it's all happening so quickly.

Well there was... Never mind. What?

Or your money back.

So, are you excited about your surgery?

Dr. Vogel, best hands in Chicago.

I'm just saying maybe... to consider doing something else... like anything else.

Four dogs? Four Dobermans.

You have some rough road ahead of you.

Amy, Do you see this beautiful little glass dolphin figurine?

I have weapons of maths instruction.

I JUST HATE THEM SO SO MUCH