Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought it was poetry slam night.

I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles. I wanna sit on his face.

Just leave me alone.

I wanna fuck you against the desk

Trust me She's only using you for your money.

What was that, Mr. Apple?

It's good to know there's still some actual educators out there.

We are in a state of emergency, and my word is law There is only one boss in this place, and that's me.

This is just what we know, right?

We haven't had homework all year

Mine's metal. Even better.

...of physical education.

You are in Period 5?

You know, Lynn when I first started teaching

I prefer to think of it as two people with amazing bodies...

- Hmmm. - I just hate slavery so so much.

I was hoping to see it sooner. I'm on a bit of a deadline.

I hope you haven't spent that bonus check on anything because you're about to give it back.

oh, I love my summers... fresh corn... mmmm

Are we still on this? She's my everything.

What bonus? For the state test.

Everything okay with Garrett? No, it's not

Thanks for calling again

Garrett Portman, I was a kid from an old boys school.

Good. Good okay...

Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys, but... I couldn't help it over hear your conversations.

I used movies as one of my tools

There is no one in the LeBron who'll ever be Jordan. Nobody will ever be Jordan... okay?

I'm writing a song right now called 855-8241777.

please... let me know ASAP.

you can bet your bottom dollar the sun will not come out tomorrow.

Oh, there we go.

Yea, I'm not gonna hear that. Oh... it's mandatory.

My fave... My favorite job was, 'Splitting rails'.

Oh! Look, your moms here. Hi Mom, what a fun surprise.

I'm going through such a tough time.

I don't know... It's the only thing I'm good at

you owe me for breaking off the engagement you know how humiliating that was?

Welcome to the number one New Year's Eve Party in the entire world.

With his brother, Ajack.

And lets not forget.. The sleeping with my boyfriend

You know... how much we all love her.

isn't getting laid until he's 29 that's what I know...

So you guys having an awesome time?

thanks, I love men's watches, its kind of a hobby

Do we really wanna tell our young people...

Okay... so that's endorsed And put the rest on these.

cause its gonna be a crazy ride.

I wanna fuck you baa-side desk

Alrighty, have a super awesome day, you two.

Go talk to them. What am I gonna talk about?

Who can forget Mr. Pinkus's haunted classroom.

Oh, I need some water.

Okay fine, I'm not actually pregnant.

Yeah. Look at it.

Kansas City. Stalk much?

Don't worry Amy... We'll get you the help you need.

But when the superintendent personally ask you to work at one of the worst school in the state?

You have no upper body strength. Yes, I do...

- Kill it! Can we talk about this later? - Later we'll all die said the gator to the fly.

That sounds nice.

You're not working hard enough. I need results.

And we have a quiz tomorrow. What?!!

I dare you. I'm not afraid of your dare, Fabrigo.