Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who can forget Mr. Pinkus's haunted classroom.

please... let me know ASAP.

Garrett Portman, I was a kid from an old boys school.

I prefer to think of it as two people with amazing bodies...

You have no upper body strength. Yes, I do...

This is just what we know, right?

Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys, but... I couldn't help it over hear your conversations.

You know... how much we all love her.

I wanna fuck you against the desk

My fave... My favorite job was, 'Splitting rails'.

cause its gonna be a crazy ride.

We are in a state of emergency, and my word is law There is only one boss in this place, and that's me.

It's good to know there's still some actual educators out there.

Mine's metal. Even better.

Okay... so that's endorsed And put the rest on these.

thanks, I love men's watches, its kind of a hobby

So you guys having an awesome time?

I used movies as one of my tools

That sounds nice.

With his brother, Ajack.

- Kill it! Can we talk about this later? - Later we'll all die said the gator to the fly.

There is no one in the LeBron who'll ever be Jordan. Nobody will ever be Jordan... okay?

You are in Period 5?

Just leave me alone.

Welcome to the number one New Year's Eve Party in the entire world.

What was that, Mr. Apple?

I thought it was poetry slam night.

Yeah. Look at it.

isn't getting laid until he's 29 that's what I know...

And lets not forget.. The sleeping with my boyfriend

And we have a quiz tomorrow. What?!!

I wanna fuck you baa-side desk

What bonus? For the state test.

You're not working hard enough. I need results.

But when the superintendent personally ask you to work at one of the worst school in the state?

Okay fine, I'm not actually pregnant.

You know, Lynn when I first started teaching

- Hmmm. - I just hate slavery so so much.

Thanks for calling again

Everything okay with Garrett? No, it's not

Oh, I need some water.

I was hoping to see it sooner. I'm on a bit of a deadline.

Yea, I'm not gonna hear that. Oh... it's mandatory.

you can bet your bottom dollar the sun will not come out tomorrow.

Oh, there we go.

Kansas City. Stalk much?

Good. Good okay...

Are we still on this? She's my everything.

I don't know... It's the only thing I'm good at

Do we really wanna tell our young people...

oh, I love my summers... fresh corn... mmmm

Don't worry Amy... We'll get you the help you need.

I hope you haven't spent that bonus check on anything because you're about to give it back.

Oh! Look, your moms here. Hi Mom, what a fun surprise.

I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles. I wanna sit on his face.

I'm writing a song right now called 855-8241777.

Trust me She's only using you for your money.

I'm going through such a tough time.

Go talk to them. What am I gonna talk about?

you owe me for breaking off the engagement you know how humiliating that was?

...of physical education.

We haven't had homework all year

Alrighty, have a super awesome day, you two.

I dare you. I'm not afraid of your dare, Fabrigo.