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But she also cares a lot too.
Anybody know... anybody know any of my other nick names??
Yea. So, I heard about the whole engagement thing... that blows.
What's wrong with your face? What is wrong with your face?
No, it's medical marijuana.
My grandfather made it, so... Oh your grandfather designs watches?
You rock
Won't have had to say to whom ever it was "No way"... "Absolutely not" and...
You want me to take a bite?
I need you to go to this guy's office and scare the shit out of him.
Please know that we will always consider you part of the JAMS family.
Gosh! Its been such a mess this week. You know, Just working myself to the bone.
Did you?
God I just hate slavery so, SO much
Sex in an office.
Yes, Oh my God! I love to dance, I could dance all night.
She's been amazing helping me do with my breakup.
With the highest scores in cook-county That's the whole county
jail time... Jail time!
Know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere
I knew it.
Let's go, We had a lot to go over. Everybody sit down, come on..
You have no idea how difficult it is to compete against these Barbie doll types
Holy shit! Alright, let's do this.
It just feels so good to help.
I'm close. Don't move.
What's up? Okay... whoo
Forever...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I've never been more excited about anything.
This is so funny, cause I love raisins and he hates raisins.
Hi, I'm Morgans dad.
Now... Go! I like it here.
This is Todd. Hi. This is Todd's Mom. Hi. In a moment, Todd's mom will read her son's internet browsing history.
Umm... it's relatively new and Grace who is ah... Work with me on Mondays and Wednesdays and Thursday and...
For second, an extra set of hands to make sure the implants are settling properly.
Good afternoon, Illinois standard student test How may I direct your call?
You realise it... if we found out you're lying, You're gonna lose your job.
So instead of accusing her, you might wanna ask her for some pointers.
I have been listening to you whining about opera for the last year.
Thank you, Elizabeth, for listening.
Who would like to see Mary Tod churn butter? Churn butter?
Every $GUMMY STAKER
I'll totally go for a talk right now.
You truly love my son? I love him so much it hurts.
Do you understand?
It is my first cracket song writing so... be kind.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Wall...
Are you accusing Elizabeth of embezzling from the 7th grade car wash?
Really? Yea.
I was that hot girl, hotter... even and I would never have gone out with you.
No, my creepy roommate moved out. So now its just... just me... and the dogs.
My mom and I made some holiday cookies.
May I? Absolutely, take em' for a spin
Okay... lemme tell you something right away A: Orientals tests better...
What happened to us?
Your weight should be evenly distributed You have to throw off the back foot.
Yes I understand. I just don't want to see an innocent teacher get hurt.
Did you ever think that maybe... Save it doll face you can explain it all tomorrow to the principal.
I think I might be worth your while.
Test tampering? At JAMS?
And you were so embarrassed, and you made me promise never to tell anyone?
Thank you.
You never tell me anything. Yea...
Okay, If the younger generation doesn't get into opera then guess what? No more opera!
And a year later, when he left my mom and moved in with his trainer...
I'm kind of in the middle of something, Lynn. My treat.
Well ah.. granted it wasn't the original plan As a young boy I wanted to be a professor...
I have a prescription and everything.
But I am not racist. I voted for Obama, you can quote me on that in your article.
Sorry... sorry I thought you were telling everyone.
I am the new sub. Welcome welcome.
I mean, sometimes you talk to people and... Thank you.
Okay... Let's see how Mary Tod's doing with that butter.
Aaah! Wally thank you for those kind words, and thank you all.
And Lauren Lisman's dad called and he said we should have car wash every weekend.