Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's so nice to see you becoming a real member of the JAMS family.

I can't believe you let her take advantage of you like that.

And I know I am not perfect. But show me the perfect teacher.

And even though I'll never teach again professionally.

I don't know... I like it here.

God, it is so hard on my salary to have to pay for my own supplies

Now, here we are...

...to those under privilege students at Malcolm X high school.

They're ready for you.

Wally!!! Can't you see? She is manipulating you through the use of dolphins

Baby doll... I'm home.

- Clearly? - How would that even work?

that they're rewarded with suspicion?

"Learning is Fun-tastic"

Uh Uhh!! Yes I do!

That's just something I say sometimes. Stupid.

Sharks. Well sharks can tear families apart.

I love Chase Rubin Rossy. Great.

Don't... Stop fucking with my car.

Hi, I'm Sashas mother.

Clean! Haa! I told you.

Looking at it! Elizabeth gave this to me.

Listen Carl, I know that you are a very busy man So, I'm just gonna get right down to it

Remember, in the second grade when we had a sleep over and you wet the bed?

Scott Delacorte. Elizabeth Halsey.

What part of it, exactly?

That's what I would do if I were you, Wally.

Scored in the top 5% of the whole state.

What? Did you see the col-saw of education?

Aww... Come on. Anyone wants extra sticker on their wall star board?

Retest!! Retest! Retest!

A retest on? C'mon.

Those oatmeal rasin again? Gingerbread.

But you'd have to wait for dessert we have a real treat.

I mean if someone told me at the beginning of the year that you... 'you'... will get the bonus...

shut up! So did you and your wife just moved to town? I'm not married

Elizabeth Hey, Russell

Amy, hi. Hi, I got you something.

How would you like to pay?

Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?

And we got you a little something.

Carl Halabi. The state test.

I want my ring back.

Ya, not bad... for a camera phone Huh?? You can keep those too -Fuck!

I'm rooming with a guy I met on craigslist all I'm asking you for is 10,000 dollars

No running in the hall!

See, that's what I'm talking about. Keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched.

Umm... I happen to be pedaling past the 7th Grade car wash this Saturday.

Oh! Ooh! Yeah Meant to ask...

I guess I should begin by saying that my statement from earlier in the week was not true.

ONE MONTH LATER

I'll let you know, next time I go. Not that fun.

we're watching a movie on the first day? I think its awesome.

Like any other job... in the entire world.

Sorry, Santa. Sorry, Jesus.

Anyone know where Danny Morebox is? Any more movies in class?

So, what are the limitations of having Scott as the narrator?

That's my thing, and everybody knows it. so..

Also I have an original song.

This is literally the biggest party... Aren't you going out with the other nurses?

Pathetic. This is why the Japs are overtaking us.

Giving each other the gift of these bodies.

Oh... oh tell me bout that... I think I'm gonna have another drink before I hit the road.