Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Umm... I happen to be pedaling past the 7th Grade car wash this Saturday.

And even though I'll never teach again professionally.

Carl Halabi. The state test.

I want my ring back.

we're watching a movie on the first day? I think its awesome.

that they're rewarded with suspicion?

God, it is so hard on my salary to have to pay for my own supplies

Like any other job... in the entire world.

Retest!! Retest! Retest!

See, that's what I'm talking about. Keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched.

Sorry, Santa. Sorry, Jesus.

Those oatmeal rasin again? Gingerbread.

Uh Uhh!! Yes I do!

I'm rooming with a guy I met on craigslist all I'm asking you for is 10,000 dollars

Clean! Haa! I told you.

I guess I should begin by saying that my statement from earlier in the week was not true.

Wally!!! Can't you see? She is manipulating you through the use of dolphins

Hi, I'm Sashas mother.

Giving each other the gift of these bodies.

That's my thing, and everybody knows it. so..

Oh! Ooh! Yeah Meant to ask...

Don't... Stop fucking with my car.

I mean if someone told me at the beginning of the year that you... 'you'... will get the bonus...

Ya, not bad... for a camera phone Huh?? You can keep those too -Fuck!

They're ready for you.

Elizabeth Hey, Russell

That's just something I say sometimes. Stupid.

And we got you a little something.

So, what are the limitations of having Scott as the narrator?

That's what I would do if I were you, Wally.

ONE MONTH LATER

I can't believe you let her take advantage of you like that.

No running in the hall!

But you'd have to wait for dessert we have a real treat.

Scored in the top 5% of the whole state.

And I know I am not perfect. But show me the perfect teacher.

...to those under privilege students at Malcolm X high school.

What? Did you see the col-saw of education?

- Clearly? - How would that even work?

Amy, hi. Hi, I got you something.

Sharks. Well sharks can tear families apart.

Baby doll... I'm home.

This is literally the biggest party... Aren't you going out with the other nurses?

I don't know... I like it here.

Oh... oh tell me bout that... I think I'm gonna have another drink before I hit the road.

I love Chase Rubin Rossy. Great.

A retest on? C'mon.

What part of it, exactly?

It's so nice to see you becoming a real member of the JAMS family.

How would you like to pay?

Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?

Also I have an original song.

Aww... Come on. Anyone wants extra sticker on their wall star board?

Scott Delacorte. Elizabeth Halsey.

Now, here we are...

Looking at it! Elizabeth gave this to me.

"Learning is Fun-tastic"

Remember, in the second grade when we had a sleep over and you wet the bed?

Listen Carl, I know that you are a very busy man So, I'm just gonna get right down to it

Pathetic. This is why the Japs are overtaking us.

shut up! So did you and your wife just moved to town? I'm not married

I'll let you know, next time I go. Not that fun.

Anyone know where Danny Morebox is? Any more movies in class?