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All of us here.
- Sorry. - It's okay.
I know. 'Cause I love it. It's so... I don't know...
- Hello. - Hi.
I wasn't... I just...
I need tears to tear me in two and let this nightmare escape, but...
Yeah. I think we could manage that. Right, Lisa?
Watch out for the sunken meeting area.
Well, good to see you.
You're welcome. And one more Belvedere martini for the gentleman.
Have a seat. Please.
I'm sorry to bother you. I was just looking for my friend's room.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
You knew I didn't want to get married.
I've gained some weight.
- This is Bella. - Bella?
I demand an explanation.
- Yeah, I will. Thanks. - Yeah. You're welcome.
Really?
What? You don't want that?
Okay.
I think you're extraordinary.
So, what do you ladies do for fun?
Well...
I'm lost.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! Michael?
No, I'm okay, thanks. Here you go.
Hi, I wasn't sure... Hi... I...
I need to go to The Fregoli.
After you, sir.
You know, I'm sorry. I'm not getting that. The accent.
I'm not sure.
Will you... will you kiss me again?
- Right, I'm leaving. - No, no. Look.
You're the only other person in the world!
Oh, my God!
I think I might have...
And you gotta try the Cincinnati chili. It's chili like you never had. Trust me.
# But friends are cowards full of fear
Me? No, no, no. Everything's fine. I'm just...
- prosciutto, and walnut salad. - Yes.
Yes, I think.
Well, I better go.
No, sorry. I thought you were someone else.
Very, very, very, very good.
Thanks.
Yeah, sure. I'll stay here and listen to it till it's over.
...and the next minute you're out the door with barely a goodbye.
# Some fun
Hi, Bella. It's Michael.
It is my privilege today to talk to you about customer service.
make sure your seat belt is fastened securely and all carry-on luggage
- You're being weird. - Please. It'll make me happy.
# I'll try to reconstruct your voice
I have no one to talk to.
I am very sorry, Stepa It's okay Stepe,
Things can work out. That's the lesson.
# Or hear a name
Fuck you, asshole!
That's okay.
Across the pond. The States. The trolley. Cheerio. Put another shrimp on the Barbie.
# To be near
- Is that better? - Much.
- dry, straight-up, twist. - I'll be back in a minute.
If it's okay for me to ask?
- With honey raspberry vinaigrette dressing. - Yes.
- Would you like a drink? - Yes, please. I would really like a drink.
# They wanna have
Ladies and gentlemen, as we start our descent,
But I don't think you can tell. They matched it pretty well.
I'm anxious about my speech, I suppose.
Is that right? Or is it self-learning?
Hi, Bella, it's Michael.
So it's all set then.
Thank you for coming, Mr. Stone. It's over here.
If you could.
- Graphics? - Yeah, I design pamphlets.
- Michael, it's great to see you. - Yeah. Oh, thanks. Who are they?