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At the bar. I have to go to work early, so... I can't stay very long.
because it's easier to manipulate dumb workers and soldiers.
- Hello? - Hey.
- Do I look bad? I look bad, don't I? - No, you look good.
Shut up, Lisa.
There you are. Hey.
I'm going to the room, Lisa. I'll see you later maybe. Have fun.
- Thank you. - Here you go.
- I'm just... Oh, my God. - I was...
Eleven.
Oh, right.
please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in full upright position,
I mean, I'm not smart like Emily. And I'm ugly.
Because... because I like you.
Please, Robert Hernandez to the white courtesy phone, please.
Just like you.
# But only hear their voice instead
Is there something we can do for you?
Our time is limited. We forget that.
Are you okay?
No.
Now see here, young lady, you take a bath and put on some dry clothes.
# It doesn't matter, they're all the same
It's the bathroom. Air conditioning and heat controls here.
- What ever are you talking about? - Godfrey loves me. Godfrey loves me.
Have a good fucking life, Michael.
Anyway, I don't know how to put this, so I'll just put it.
# Oh, girls just wanna have fun
of any successful business enterprise.
It's... you know, it's a room.
Hold on. He's coming downstairs. He's in his pirate suit.
Are you hungry? We could order breakfast.
It works. Do you sing?
The telephone representative at corporate headquarters,
Which he did.
Oh, Lisa?
And I've read your book myself. Hotel productivity up 90%.
Thanks.
- That's nice. - Yeah.
Or just, you know...
- Hello? - Hello.
What? No.
Okay.
I'm married.
Hi! Oh, my God! It's you.
Thank you.
Robert Hernandez, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Like, while we were together. Like, did I change you? Did you change?
What's... what's that behind you?
No, no. That's okay.
I don't think I can make an apple mojito. I can order one.
Two beautiful ladies trumps my friend.
I mean, I could, I guess. I don't know.
and the blanket turned down all ready for sleepy time.
Who would've thunk it? It's just so beautiful.
I can move to Los Angeles. I could do that.
Oh, yes, of course. Customer Service.
I mean, what the fuck did I do, Michael?
How do you even know that, anyway?
Yes, sir. Of course.
Hello, Mr. Stone?
They have breeding programs for all these endangered species.
Nah, that's British Airways.
- and talk or something. - Yes.
Kojak, not Kolchak.
- Donna, I'm not leaving. - Is Daddy leaving?
Mojitos.
Just that I think it's more respectful.
- Brownie Balls, don't forget. - Brownie Balls. Yeah, they're new.
Yeah.
Not too much. I'm embarrassed to say.
Yes, sir. You can go right in.
- He wants to say hi. - Okay. Donna, I don't want to...
Hello?
And come downstairs immediately. Do you hear?
We think you're super-brilliant. We both read your book.