Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, no, you can just go around those.

Not here. The States.

- Can I have scrambled eggs? - Sure.

Where would I go?

where they sing in Portuguese.

Will you call me that all the time? I guess it's long to say all the time.

Oh, I love Portuguese. I love to listen to Brazilian singers.

- I suppose. - I'd greatly appreciate it.

# But none of them is you

You're clicking your fork against your teeth. Could you not do that?

Michael? Michael?

Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. I'm blushing.

Yeah. You're right.

I want to cry, but I can't.

It's such a great song. I want to be the one who walks in the sun.

Just up here to the left, sir.

I have a charming deluxe smoking junior suite on the tenth floor

No. I'll find something in the mini-bar.

Take the golf cart. That's what it's for.

- Well, someone has to. - Bitch.

Thank you. It is my privilege today to talk to you about customer service,

and there you were, so...

The hotel manager, he explained it to me. They're all one person and they love me.

So you get to see things like pandas, which I think are awfully cute.

# Oh, mother, dear, we're not the fortunate ones

- Yup. - What is it?

The States. I like that.

# No, I've never met you, my sweet dear

- Downtown. - Yup.

He was almost 60 and fat and he worked in Human Resources

- Why don't you fuck off, bitch? - You fuck off.

Try it, go ahead. Watch.

# When the working day is done

Well, you know, I have been doing phone work for a really long time now,

Are you ladies in customer services?

My last boyfriend was eight years ago. And he wasn't even my boyfriend.

Yeah, toy store.

I love eggs. Scrambled is my favorite egg style.

Say, would you ladies like to get a drink at the bar, maybe?

It's so worth it.

- I've missed you. - Me, too.

Oh, gosh, okay. Yeah, let's do it.

You're welcome. Enjoy.