Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That cold winter.

I want you to do a play with me.

But thank you for your service.

Isn't that what we all want for our children?

So I think someone drugged him

So don't you ever upstage me again.

-Um, Garrett... -Jesus!

after I poured her a bottle of the good stuff, by the way.

Bring me the Philistine.

Your daughter, your little girl.

Okay, I did that drop every night for one year.

That means I provided joy to a lot of people.

No, as soon as the curtain goes up,

Oh, my God, dude, dude, we just figured out

Aww, that's so sweet.

Don't worry. You're doing great.

We have to pay. We have no choice.

Well, likewise. Likewise.

I'm letting you direct this damn play!

Ava, I'd like for you to meet my mortal enemy,

She have family money?

so I can see you.

And you show up knowing your goddamn lines.

Wait, are you in love with him too?

Kathleen: Just get out there and hobble, honey.

-Son of a bitch! -Mats work.

* Broadway Baby *

I'll take that as a yes. What is this...

For who? From what?

My God. What you're giving me is gold.

Oh, if it isn't my fiercest critic.

Kathleen, I'd love for you to meet my wife, Ava.

Wow. Uh, yeah, sorry.

That's probably why I keep doing it.

I can put in a good word for you if you're interested.

(scattered applause)

they electrocute actors.

The third banana onstage has an allergy.

Don't know why they bother.

in season six, episode 11, "Exit Stage Death."

Actress? More like hacktress.

No, never mind, Mama. Forget I mentioned it.

and, uh, feelings.

until Ava walked across it.

Come on, you threw a tip at a customer.

Hey, hey, chubby foot.

and I got a whole chapter about...

that means that someone unsecured it.

Well, be my guest. Take the curse off me.

that doesn't require paperwork or references?

Oh, Kathleen. Oh.