Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because it was a crazy accident, okay?

and you almost lost another one.

-(body thuds) -(people gasp)

(chuckles) One night only, kid.

Okay, well, that was a long time, uh, uh...

And if you forget, they'll remind you.

Okay, I think you're overselling it, darling.

What do I do now?

I am, I am a ghost of Pensacola.

before the feuds and the tabloids.

And you're lucky you took those earbuds out

(quietly): It's Phil.

-(screams) -(head smacks)

people are watching us.

Is that big enough? Can you see it?

Baby, I'm an actress.

-(trapdoor opens, Michael screams) -What?

And when the curtains drop on this play tonight,

I myself enjoy smoking

You'll give Daisy pleurisy if you don't watch out.

Not bad for a matinee.

-Thanks. -Rebecca: Oh, stop it, Mama!

you were doing insurance commercials

You think you're an actress?

Now, I can remind the whole world

I'm not a little girl anymore, Mama.

(jets whooshing)

I'm going to the police.

-Ava: Michael! -Oh!

You lazy assholes didn't even bother to change the dialogue.

-Okay, uh-- -Look,

He's some crazy "Spooky and the Cop" fan.

This is food. You're nuts.

(indistinct dialogue)

You've already lasted longer than John Stamos.

Kathleen and Michael are fighting backstage,

and I kneel down to meet it.

but I think you were the target.

(window slides shut)

You can't cross it, you're in the play.

-So, thank you. -(Kathleen chuckles)

I know. I wrote it.