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- 'Cause I called the guy a cunt, so what! - 'Cause you called the guy a cunt.
That's so unacceptable, that's not okay.
All right, you start, and then I'll, you know...
Can I get it to go?
I thought he was one of those effeminate heterosexuals.
Jason, I don't...
My wife and I are going out for Chinese food the other night.
but when we were coming out of the poker game the other night...
It would just be more fun to go someplace else.
She's in this poker game...
- Good. - He's doing better now?
This bruise, there's a funny story here.
You don't need to say that.
Cheryl, you know, I barely know you...
It's a crowd-pleaser. "Fuck" is a crowd-pleaser.
- Yeah, they're back from the Galapagos. - It was nice meeting you guys, thank you.
- That's why I see it for you. - Yeah, all right, I like this idea a lot.
- What did you have? - I am afraid to say I had an ace high.
So, Larry, how come you guys didn't take the show to NBC...
And that applies to dentists, too?
- Would you like a Fisherman's Friend? - Yeah, sure.
All right, I'm such a ditz, okay.
You cunt, what a cunt!
- Michael Halbreich? - Yeah.
Next time, I'll come to your office.
It's not fine. You know what, time to go, how about that?
'Cause I feel like I want a cup of coffee after I eat dinner.
- God, okay. - Okay, you're good.
I think there are other words that you could use...
- He's a nice guy. - Okay.
What a bluff, I can't believe it. What did you have?
What problem?
Mickey, listen, this is a complete misunderstanding.
How about dessert menu? We got a lot of good stuff.
Yeah, Larry can get a little carried away sometimes, I guess.
Let me tell you why I'm bringing this up.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus invited us to play poker.
The man's an artist.
- Ace high? - Sweetie.
Even when you're not.
Did he take the shrimp?
- We just kind of... - You'll have to excuse me...
How could you not go in with an ace high?