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It would just be more fun to go someplace else.
- 'Cause I called the guy a cunt, so what! - 'Cause you called the guy a cunt.
All right, you start, and then I'll, you know...
- Yeah, they're back from the Galapagos. - It was nice meeting you guys, thank you.
- Michael Halbreich? - Yeah.
- What did you have? - I am afraid to say I had an ace high.
I think there are other words that you could use...
What problem?
Let me tell you why I'm bringing this up.
How could you not go in with an ace high?
So, Larry, how come you guys didn't take the show to NBC...
All right, I'm such a ditz, okay.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus invited us to play poker.
Did he take the shrimp?
Jason, I don't...
She's in this poker game...
- God, okay. - Okay, you're good.
- Good. - He's doing better now?
It's not fine. You know what, time to go, how about that?
Yeah, Larry can get a little carried away sometimes, I guess.
- He's a nice guy. - Okay.
That's so unacceptable, that's not okay.
This bruise, there's a funny story here.
'Cause I feel like I want a cup of coffee after I eat dinner.
You don't need to say that.
How about dessert menu? We got a lot of good stuff.
And that applies to dentists, too?
Cheryl, you know, I barely know you...
Can I get it to go?
but when we were coming out of the poker game the other night...
My wife and I are going out for Chinese food the other night.
- Ace high? - Sweetie.
What a bluff, I can't believe it. What did you have?
- Would you like a Fisherman's Friend? - Yeah, sure.
I thought he was one of those effeminate heterosexuals.
- We just kind of... - You'll have to excuse me...
It's a crowd-pleaser. "Fuck" is a crowd-pleaser.
Mickey, listen, this is a complete misunderstanding.
Even when you're not.
The man's an artist.
- That's why I see it for you. - Yeah, all right, I like this idea a lot.
Next time, I'll come to your office.
You cunt, what a cunt!