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Okay. All right.
- I want you to say. - Yeah.
- His business is not doing very well at the moment. - Oh, that's terrible.
Okay. Okay.
- Get down. Get down. - Can you hear me?
I thought sodomy was... Was just when I would...
First day.
I don't know.
There's a new one called the rat box
He's always asleep. Just relax.
Fine.
He's Masseto! He's a deaf-mute! He works for us!
I'm just looking through the hay. Shh!
Up! Uh-uh...
I saw a little boy's head crushed between a...
Come on.
Are you guys smiling at each other?
It's okay. He's a deaf-mute.
Oh, my God!
Why would you do that?
Right. Um...
Can you hear me? Hello?
I feel sad for you. Do you ever wonder what it's like?
- I'm sorry. - What is this shit?
I shall deal with you shortly.
Where were you during Lauds? Why did you miss Lauds?
and I'm not really sure who's doing that.
Were you hurt?
- Oh. - Please don't do this.
- Sister, I'm asking, please keep your voice down. - She wasn't there!
What the fuck are you saying to me?
Ginevra, get back here!
and I knew you girls were here,
That's what I'm gonna become.
- Calm down! - They're all out there! Father Bartolomeo,
It could be a little mushy. I'm fine with a little mush.
- Nice to see you. - We appreciate your time.
Yeah, all done.
It's like, "Good luck."
For so it was placed when the goddess embraced.
It's just complete lack of...
Masseto, come on!
for failing as the shepherd of this flock.
Sounds like you are really good at this...
Just have to remember not to get this in your mouth, okay?
Don't laugh.
'cause I'm eating, and I'm digesting, so stop it.
Ginevra, it's fine.
Serriously Got it together
It has been three days since my last confession.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hey, don't fucking talk to us! - Fucking creep.
Thank you. Thank you. How's Mom?
- I'm so sorry about that. - Have you seen these numbers? Who...
You don't want to be here either.
I'm so sorry, Your Holiness.
- No. - I don't mean you're not gonna eat for a whole year.
It's really, really good.
You stay away! They're mine!
and it will be freshly polished.
"and the willow and elder grow,
I was robbed.
and this animal went the wrong way.
and then you let it sit for a day.
I have no idea.
I'm just trying to help you!
what I call my wife's private area
Presentable.
Sister Alessandra.
It's also a serious sin.
If you don't confess, God can't forgive you, so...
You don't want to live with that.
I had to drink the wine, because I had no water.
And she's a Jew!
That's better.
I don't know. If you maybe had a place for me to stay tonight,
She's my childhood friend.
Um...
- Complete chaos! - I'm sorry.
I don't know where this is coming from!
No. But this is March. I'm fine with March.
All right.
This is a turnip.
And, Sister, I need to speak to you.
There's something going on with Fernanda.
He can speak.
"to the point of not boasting openly..."
- Really? - Mmm.
Bring me his goddamn balls.
He's taken away my priesthood.
You're just stuck here with all these bitches,
I couldn't put it... The wheel of the donkey cart back on.
I'd be more than happy to get you
Mmm.
He doesn't have Pisa yet, but he will,
and I'm not really sure who's doing that.
Keeping up? You keeping up?
Blessed art thou, O Lord. Teach me to know thy will.