Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That is the census taker, 1990.

and she turned me into a vampire.

B.J.: ...explored through meaningless comedy.

I thought we all knew this.

Guide Lady and The Baron...

So, you know, I think it's very difficult to say

-Negabme. -[Nadja gasps] - LASZLO: Shit.

'Cause it is I who have failed to perform a very simple job.

[Hannibal Lecter voice]: Quid pro quo, Clarice.

Come on, old friend.

NADJA: I think you swallow the "G," so it's like "Yarilariur."

-[honking in distance] - Oh.

GUIDE: Oh, they're here already.

-[grunts] -[speaking vampiric language]

- But I was... trying to save... - Wish me luck.

-[quiet chatter] - Oh, it worked.

Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

♪ And he cast his light on everything♪

is, in fact, uh, "G-G-Gajillarum"?

you believe in this bullshit? - Of course I do.

- Yes? - Coleader Nandor, hi.

"Ask Nandor Feed Sire."

For all involved.

No! I need to let the vampire community know

He lunged at us. And he moves like lightning.

subsisting on the blood-soaked dirt

It was your job to feed The Sire.

What is he doing?

and this one arm that is fused to my chest.

GUILLERMO: But this means that that Sire theory--

it has devolved into a horrific and fearsome creature.

using just my mouth

- How do you know that? - Well, that is what it keeps saying.

-...we got him. -[cheering, whooping]

Oh, my love. Please don't tell me

at approximately 9:53 in the p.m. Staten Island time,

WOMAN 1: There's been an event

news anchors, bloggers, vloggers

where you would find something like that.

♪ Like a sphere into the sky♪