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[song stops]
-[groans] -[Sire snarling]
[camera shutters clicking]
NANDOR: So we were able to get The Sire
♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪
[holds high-pitched note]
You promoted me to be a bodyguard.
♪ It was like he'd never die♪
You are going to place the fate of all vampire-kind
and corner him to the back of the store
Oh, you know, I've heard this sound at night sometimes,
Do you think he'd mind it if I pulled his tail?
- GUILLERMO: Yeah. See? - COLIN: Yeah, that'll do it. - Yes.
[laughing]
but it-it just kind of turned into
of the many, many humans you have buried out here.
- GUIDE: Sire! - Where's that magic flute
- COLIN: Oh, my God. - LASZLO: Shit.
-[snarls] - Copy that! - NANDOR: Makes perfect sense.
a much more suitable living situation.
- No. No. -[crying]
- do not ever... - Open the door.
-[coughs] - GUIDE: As I was saying,
- in the tristate area, exact location unknown. -[overlapping chatter]
A little help, please?
Bloody shit! There he is!
- BARON: Yum. - It's like the meat has been sucked out from the inside,
Yeah, that'll happen when your arm is, uh, yeah.
So that we can yank you back
if there was a problem in one of my various wars,
- The "cuh-cass." The "cuh-cass." - Yes,
Now that rock is beginning to ring a bell.
You speak its language?
- This way. - Can you stop flashing that thing in my eyes?
to the online service Airbnb.com.
The beast just wants to be free.
I am not accustomed
[grunts]
GUIDE: Thank you.
I even wrote it on a sticky note.
obviously, but... [inhales]
- All your lives depend on this! - All vampires' lives!
I tell you, if what they're saying is true,
- What is it? - Shit, shit, shit,