Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ It was like he'd never die♪

- No. No. -[crying]

- All your lives depend on this! - All vampires' lives!

[camera shutters clicking]

to the online service Airbnb.com.

a much more suitable living situation.

-[snarls] - Copy that! - NANDOR: Makes perfect sense.

- GUIDE: Sire! - Where's that magic flute

GUIDE: Thank you.

if there was a problem in one of my various wars,

I even wrote it on a sticky note.

[holds high-pitched note]

♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪

- BARON: Yum. - It's like the meat has been sucked out from the inside,

and corner him to the back of the store

You are going to place the fate of all vampire-kind

- in the tristate area, exact location unknown. -[overlapping chatter]

- This way. - Can you stop flashing that thing in my eyes?

Bloody shit! There he is!

- What is it? - Shit, shit, shit,

You speak its language?

- GUILLERMO: Yeah. See? - COLIN: Yeah, that'll do it. - Yes.

I am not accustomed

Do you think he'd mind it if I pulled his tail?

-[groans] -[Sire snarling]

-[coughs] - GUIDE: As I was saying,

You promoted me to be a bodyguard.

obviously, but... [inhales]

- COLIN: Oh, my God. - LASZLO: Shit.

So that we can yank you back

- do not ever... - Open the door.

of the many, many humans you have buried out here.

Yeah, that'll happen when your arm is, uh, yeah.

Oh, you know, I've heard this sound at night sometimes,

I tell you, if what they're saying is true,

The beast just wants to be free.

- The "cuh-cass." The "cuh-cass." - Yes,

Now that rock is beginning to ring a bell.

A little help, please?

NANDOR: So we were able to get The Sire

but it-it just kind of turned into