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-[car approaching] - Oh.
Fuck me.
and knows that he is safe, everything is okay.
♪
in grave danger. I was like, "Not my problem."
-[coughing] -[harmonica playing]
I made a posting on the website Nextdoor
I need something soft to land on.
♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪
No, what? We don't need to do a press conference,
- Uh, I... - You look very stupid.
What have I done? [crying]
And so on, etcetera. We've all been there.
- Not so fast. -[overlapping chatter]
LASZLO: Yeah, well, we might be in luck.
[Baron grunts]
to be a pretty terrific setup for all three of us.
that might be real.
- Time for questions. - REPORTER: I have a question! - Coleader Nandor.
Now, if I had my magic flute,
Genitalia like nothing you've ever seen.
♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪
I'm not leaving without you.
She just fucking said it!
[clanging]
from which all other vampires are descended.
turns out I never actually
But he doesn't seem to remember anything.
Nandor, leave it, you fucking idiot.
Low-hanging fruit has never made me laugh.
[laughing]
- Peekaboo. -[growling]
-[Baron sighs] - Well, fancy seeing you here, Baron.
...of the Vampiric Council, it is one of my...
Ne, ne, ne.
And help me help you fix this!
-[yelps] Oh! - Whoa!
I guess I was digging sideways instead of up.
the creature known as The Sire,