Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See? No one's going to hurt you. We are all, uh, your friends.
I don't think we need to-- Oh.
I was pretty much dead, but not completely dead.
Because I said to you that
A creature that matches that description
This is hopeless.
Ah. And if you try to put him back in that cell,
Well, dig deeper.
Hello. Is this the Rustic Remote Airbnb rental?
[PLAYS DISCORDANT TUNE]
for the fate of all vampire-kind.
- Yeah! - Yeah! - Yes. Well, no, no!
NADJA: Oh, no.
LASZLO: Previously on this filmed documentary program,
It seems that The Sire was so hungry
Also, yeah, they're, like, super gossipy bitches.
Yeah, it was a little nerve-racking
-...gene, he killed Eugene. A very powerful vampire. - Oh.
-Neberme ate. - Please don't do that.
That was a bit of luck.
- Nobody panic. Everybody... - NANDOR: I'm not panicking!
Do not ever open this door.
- MAN Revenge. - MAN 2: Guns.
-[laughs] - NADJA: Laszlo, enough.
who's at fault, really.
-[snarls] -[gasps]
Uh, Lars Murderbone, Orlando Sentinel.
Are you dead?! My love.
You two should be dead because The Baron is definitely dead.
- Um... -[inhales sharply]
we just need to capture the bloody thing.
Nice little car, Baron!
-[grunting] - Stop it!
- Are you sure? - NADJA: No.
Laszlo!
- Maybe you'll learn a thing or two. -[gasps]
GUIDE: When I'm in desperate need of information,
[chuckles] Your sense of humor is so fucking interesting.
But its continued health is of extreme importance
Yeah, burnt to a crisp and buried in the backyard.
Maybe later we'll talk about Eugene some more,
We've come to take you home to your lovely, cozy prison cell!
- GUIDE [whispers]: Will do. -[screams]
- Who wants to get smacked first? - LASZLO: Oh. [laughs]
- We're all gonna fucking die! - NANDOR: All die.