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-...gene, he killed Eugene. A very powerful vampire. - Oh.
Ah. And if you try to put him back in that cell,
- We're all gonna fucking die! - NANDOR: All die.
I was pretty much dead, but not completely dead.
That was a bit of luck.
-[laughs] - NADJA: Laszlo, enough.
Nice little car, Baron!
You two should be dead because The Baron is definitely dead.
We've come to take you home to your lovely, cozy prison cell!
It seems that The Sire was so hungry
for the fate of all vampire-kind.
NADJA: Oh, no.
[PLAYS DISCORDANT TUNE]
- Um... -[inhales sharply]
-[snarls] -[gasps]
- GUIDE [whispers]: Will do. -[screams]
This is hopeless.
Hello. Is this the Rustic Remote Airbnb rental?
Well, dig deeper.
But its continued health is of extreme importance
Are you dead?! My love.
GUIDE: When I'm in desperate need of information,
we just need to capture the bloody thing.
- Are you sure? - NADJA: No.
- Maybe you'll learn a thing or two. -[gasps]
who's at fault, really.
Maybe later we'll talk about Eugene some more,
Because I said to you that
Laszlo!
[chuckles] Your sense of humor is so fucking interesting.
- Who wants to get smacked first? - LASZLO: Oh. [laughs]
- Yeah! - Yeah! - Yes. Well, no, no!
A creature that matches that description
Also, yeah, they're, like, super gossipy bitches.
Do not ever open this door.
-Neberme ate. - Please don't do that.
LASZLO: Previously on this filmed documentary program,
Yeah, it was a little nerve-racking
I don't think we need to-- Oh.
- Nobody panic. Everybody... - NANDOR: I'm not panicking!
Yeah, burnt to a crisp and buried in the backyard.
-[grunting] - Stop it!
- MAN Revenge. - MAN 2: Guns.
See? No one's going to hurt you. We are all, uh, your friends.
Uh, Lars Murderbone, Orlando Sentinel.