Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah. And if you try to put him back in that cell,
-[grunting] - Stop it!
Hello. Is this the Rustic Remote Airbnb rental?
This is hopeless.
You two should be dead because The Baron is definitely dead.
Because I said to you that
Do not ever open this door.
But its continued health is of extreme importance
-[laughs] - NADJA: Laszlo, enough.
Yeah, it was a little nerve-racking
who's at fault, really.
Well, dig deeper.
Also, yeah, they're, like, super gossipy bitches.
I don't think we need to-- Oh.
- Um... -[inhales sharply]
Yeah, burnt to a crisp and buried in the backyard.
[PLAYS DISCORDANT TUNE]
- GUIDE [whispers]: Will do. -[screams]
- MAN Revenge. - MAN 2: Guns.
- Who wants to get smacked first? - LASZLO: Oh. [laughs]
Uh, Lars Murderbone, Orlando Sentinel.
GUIDE: When I'm in desperate need of information,
LASZLO: Previously on this filmed documentary program,
- Nobody panic. Everybody... - NANDOR: I'm not panicking!
It seems that The Sire was so hungry
A creature that matches that description
Maybe later we'll talk about Eugene some more,
- Maybe you'll learn a thing or two. -[gasps]
Are you dead?! My love.
NADJA: Oh, no.
Nice little car, Baron!
We've come to take you home to your lovely, cozy prison cell!
- Yeah! - Yeah! - Yes. Well, no, no!
See? No one's going to hurt you. We are all, uh, your friends.
I was pretty much dead, but not completely dead.
That was a bit of luck.
-[snarls] -[gasps]
[chuckles] Your sense of humor is so fucking interesting.
we just need to capture the bloody thing.
- We're all gonna fucking die! - NANDOR: All die.
- Are you sure? - NADJA: No.
Laszlo!
for the fate of all vampire-kind.
-...gene, he killed Eugene. A very powerful vampire. - Oh.
-Neberme ate. - Please don't do that.