Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like they've been watching our lives and then just put it on TV

J.D., I don't want to do this.

Oh, I do love that show.

Why don't you clean this up, then drop off my laundry

- I don't feel like I am. - You can't stop!

I didn't say no cream. It's like having a sex puppy.

Newbie, looks like it's you. All the best.

- Page her. - Ah!

- [Gasping] - Dr. D, what's on your back?

who, until animal control can get into my home,

[Screaming] Oh, my God! That's cold! J.D.!

Naked. Excellent.

all the petty little arguments fade away.

[J.D.] Did I say never?

Luckily, my roommate knows how to take care of me.

All right. Here we go. See you in a couple days.

Go ahead and touch 'em. The safety's on. Oof!

I'm going to airbrush "Friends Forever."

- What's your problem? - I can't stand that guy.

some interns can become completely overwhelmed.

Now staple these, please.

I'm not familiar with this brand.

[All stop arguing]

[J.D.] After paying the Janitor the unreasonable sum of $90