Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her.

You're not talking to me, are you, Doogie?

I tell you, the ladies cannot resist that ivory rascal.

I have to take him back to the basement and I don't even have my gurney.

when a patient's been around for a while, it gets to everyone.

His hair smells like a pet store.

J.D., booty calls are pathetic.

- I'll see you later. - Go Michael!

[J.D.] Now that we live together, Elliot and I were getting tighter every day.

You can buy the shoes you wanted.

I hate dead people.

People have been making booty calls since the dawn of time.

J.D., he's just a booty call.

Well, you're not.

Yes, J.D., I will do this with you.

But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.

OK, I should really go.

Look. I don't know what you're looking for,

[J.D.] Around here, it can feel like good things never happen.

Way to go there, Keith.