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Yes, J.D., I will do this with you.
But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.
His hair smells like a pet store.
Well, you're not.
Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her.
Way to go there, Keith.
OK, I should really go.
I hate dead people.
It is 1:45.
[J.D.] Around here, it can feel like good things never happen.
- I'll see you later. - Go Michael!
I have to take him back to the basement and I don't even have my gurney.
J.D., booty calls are pathetic.
You can buy the shoes you wanted.
People have been making booty calls since the dawn of time.
Look. I don't know what you're looking for,
[J.D.] Now that we live together, Elliot and I were getting tighter every day.
I tell you, the ladies cannot resist that ivory rascal.
when a patient's been around for a while, it gets to everyone.
You're not talking to me, are you, Doogie?
J.D., he's just a booty call.