Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I stole this from his locker.
- [Jordan] Perry! - [Record scratches]
For me, I had heard that the piercing girl at the mall was easy.
I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.
One of them staplers could've killed me.
And, um, my brother ate my foot.
Women are everywhere. Except for the gym.
Hey!
I am ashamed of you, OK?
I love booty calls.
- Wait until she leaves and then say it? - Exactly.
- [Zipper unzipping] - [Screaming]
Maybe when you leaned over to check his I.V.,
Marge, the patient should not have to be braver than you.
I feel so close to you right now.
[Whistles] Newbie, today.
- Not pop and dangle. - OK.
Hmm?
I forgot how strong you are when you're mad.
I had been stung by a jellyfish!
No matter how long you've been here.