Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not confidence. It's know-how.

Always bet against any team Ted Turner owns.

He is the most selfless, humble, and confident man

at the broadcasting society tonight.

to practice in front of a mirror.

I just thought you might benefit

Let's try it just one more time.

are going to behave like the Dog Pound.

Look, look, who-- who threw that?

Thanks, Milos, but--

Events like this one always--[COUGHING]

Going to kick that Barney Fife's ass.

Joe, tell Matthew

I will handle this myself.

Who are you Sidney

Well, well, well, a kingdom of fat men in minicars.

Also, sometimes it helps

Okay, who threw that?

Next thing you know,

But they lost four in a row at home.

that you'd be introducing Bill tonight, didn't I?

I have whittled my list of potential wives

So just... you know what?

Maybe in the future,

What? They fought in '74.

What have we got sports-wise tonight?

Bill, you're the most selfish, insecure, egotistical freak

Didn't do any sports, but, uh...

On The Waterfront.

He's probably in there doing it with Lisa.

One of the greatest fights ever.

And tonight they're going to enjoy...Bill McNeal!

but it wasn't, so come on.

No, not the rest of his life, but maybe the next 28.055 years.

Well, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you, Mr. President.

This is great. Have a seat. This is great.