Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You did a mighty wise thing when you decided to marry up with Jethro.

I ain't got no dowry, Daddy Clampett.

Why, I said to Morty before I left, I says, dry your eyes, Morty.

For our regular date.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Old Mel Pratt, he took them away from you and beat you up?

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

You mean you don't know what that boy's been up to?

["Black Gold, Texas Tea"]

You remember when you used to tow the books home from school?

Then we's got some talking to do, man to man.

Well, it was a good thing I did discover those letters.

Picture me in life.

That's when it happened.

You know, we just poor gully jumpers.

What he needs now is a ring.

You might, in a subtle way, of course, let the bride know that she is getting ten perfect carrots.

How come she never answered them?

This here's Esabelle.

Guess who did you propose marriage in them letters?

Take your shoes off.

Here's your blessing bride.

What makes you think so?

Oh, look at that!