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I'm sure you didn't realize it.
I don't believe you.
and you're calling Dora.
Twice? No, no, you came up
is there any way that I could,
You know what? I think I'm gonna give her my grandfather's tallis.
I know you have traveled far.
How are you gonna make it up to us?
Yes, well, the excellent directions didn't hurt.
My housekeeper told Marge I was at the U2 concert?
It's Bon-no. But, you know what?
- Today? - Yes.
And I told Susie that you and Jeff are full of shit.
- Hello. - This is your housekeeper, Dora?
They were for the manger scene.
Nothing worse than Jews with trees.
- That always helps, doesn't it? - Yes, it does.
My parents are coming. We're celebrating Christmas.
Bye-bye, Mr. Larry.
We don't have a Nativity scene in my house. We had one, but I ate it.
The cookies from last night?
Sure.
- Fine, I'll just wait. - Okay, little advice?
- Joseph likes the peppers. - Yes, I do. I confess.
and have it set up.
- At least your wife's not Jewish. - My wife's not Jewish, yeah.
We have to horn in on their holiday.
It's too weird, man. Come on, that is just too weird.
So... I can get it if you want me to.
Don't be embarrassed. You like to rock and roll.
How'd you know I was at the U2 concert?
I don't know if it's "Sonny Bo-no," or Bon-no.
We need to do all their Christmas shopping,
Have some water.
There were cookies, and...
Let's move past that. What do we got going on here?
for telling people where you go.