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Hh Bhb
You are not waiting until tomorrow morning to tell her.
-We call the police! -We call the police!
Just tell me what it is. I'll tell you-know-who.
Ms. DiPesto.
...under a tree with a baby.
...for the low price of $1.75 a minute, plus the cost of the toll call.
Santa's hotline, North Pole.
I know it's helped me come to grips with the reality of your suicide.
Sure I'm sure this is Santa Claus. Who's this?
Had it cranked in an hour and a half.
He's beautiful, isn't he?
Department of Justice?
Don't know if you noticed, but you just did it.
No, this is not Mrs. Claus.
I do?
Just for that, you're not gonna get anything this year.
You have to believe me. I had no choice.
You keep an eye on these people while she and I find a phone.
It will be Christmas Eve in an hour.
I don't understand. If there's an investigation...
That baby's mother isn't coming back, is she?
You're gonna call the police, say we found the child with no mother...
Thanks, Mr. Addison.
I wish we were in Bethlehem.
-Thank you. -I mean, I know it's not my place...
I'll tell you what it meant.
-But I don't. -But if you did.
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