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which makes me indescribably happy
because this is our fault.
Oh, like I say, it's a hell of a thing.
It's not easy to tell someone that you Google them.
Is he being good to you, all things considered?
These accidents can happen.
Your hands are clean. You didn't do that.
Well, I almost broke my leg, right?
- Hi, Frances. - Oh, come on.
Did you call Dad?
I don't have time for this BS every time we go somewhere.
Thank you, gentlemen.
- Good night. - Bye.
Life's funny like that.
Mommy?
of the Weekend Activities in the Hudson Valley section?
We're here to make money.
and we're gonna do better.
A ski trip would be good for them.
Listen, everybody's check cleared except yours.
Hey, Mom and Dad, why not take a load off
is a dream that I have had...
Mommy?
- That's not your mommy, is it? - No.
- Tom! - God, I told you they're not picking up.
Kid colors, nobody gives a shit.
- Good. - Yeah.
You don't get to pick your color, numb nuts.
Tom, can you get the, um...
Sorry. Thank you. Uh, I just said thank you.
We wait until Monday morning when I can get ahold of Elaine,
Calling 9-1-1 and all that.
- Of course. - Mom?
I just wanted to tell you
Or, you know, stick around, buy a painting.
I had electricians, painters.
But, actually, I was gonna...
I think I'm gonna take it from here, Tony.
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