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I-I meant pushing kids on swings.
It's a promise stone.
Can... always use...
No! Whenever we play that, my elbow touches Dad's junk.
It's hard to imagine
I was just 27 years from retirement!
I'm a lawyer; he's a surfer.
it would be an honor.
anyone else bringing up our kids,
So, surfing is really your job?
Lenny, you calling for help?
I win.
Oh, all right.
It's so hard to get to know a child after just one day. I...
Homer, dual incomes, no kids at 2:00.
that's colder than a frost point.
Suckers!
One, two, three, go.
There is nothing like your biological family.
Princeton, B.A., Oxford, M.A.
Why Darth... Why?
Your house is perfect.
Another surfer?
but Mom is my mom.
being a little too choosy about who our kids
"you amass resources-- timber, salt fish and wax--
And now my Dad can notarize.
Well, I'll tell you what I saw: not you!
but those kids are ours,
Like all childless couples,
No, I turned it down
brought in from Shelbyville.
I love two things:
Yo, I'm Mav.
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