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Your house is perfect.
I'm a lawyer; he's a surfer.
being a little too choosy about who our kids
Can... always use...
Oh, all right.
Why Darth... Why?
No! Whenever we play that, my elbow touches Dad's junk.
No, I turned it down
So, surfing is really your job?
Well, I'll tell you what I saw: not you!
It's so hard to get to know a child after just one day. I...
And now my Dad can notarize.
brought in from Shelbyville.
anyone else bringing up our kids,
Homer, dual incomes, no kids at 2:00.
I win.
it would be an honor.
One, two, three, go.
Another surfer?
I was just 27 years from retirement!
Like all childless couples,
It's hard to imagine
I love two things:
Lenny, you calling for help?
Yo, I'm Mav.
"you amass resources-- timber, salt fish and wax--
There is nothing like your biological family.
but Mom is my mom.
Princeton, B.A., Oxford, M.A.
It's a promise stone.
that's colder than a frost point.
I-I meant pushing kids on swings.
but those kids are ours,
Suckers!