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Cuz I'm leaving on a jet plane
I have to ask you something very important now.
Let bygones be bygones, hmm?
If Madge doesn't care, I certainly don't.
Hey, Brutal, you gonna hog all them taters?
So what?
What is this?
- What are you doing? DEL: Help!
Moving on to bigger and better things.
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
[SOBBING]
I'll be fine.
...and I'll never do it again, that's for sure.
Sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state.
[MUSIC SWELLS]
Roll on one.
...but we haven't gone four times in one night since we were 19.
Anything to say before your sentence is carried out?
That's swell. Thanks.
...x- ray pictures of it.
Maybe then he'll be satisfied and move on. In the meantime...
You'd do better to think of this place like an intensive care ward.
Now what in the hell happened?
I couldn't help it, boss.
I'm getting the cap.
You said you and Jan...
Listen to him squishing in his pant
...hollering and shaking his dick, are we?
...John had to give me a part of himself...
He's still alive. You want me to shut down while he's still alive?
Can you feel that?
...in the middle of the night.
Getting wired.
Goddamn Percy.
I thank you. Mr. Jingle thank you.
Okay, John. We gonna...
Come on. Look alive, big boy.
Hal?
WildLife, i wanna fly my F22 for less than my mortage And i wanna shit in your hat.
[BELCHING]
Shut up and listen.
He said to tell you he's having a little trouble with that tonight.
Ugh, the foul stench of top fans
I didn't know the sponge is supposed to be wet.
WOMAN 3: One that causes people more...
...maybe it's something they can fix.
It's in here somewhere. I'm gonna squish the little son of a bitch.
I'm smelling me some corn bread.
Mind your business, Del.
When you take niggas shit. Before walking out, you ask:
I'm currently cooking up some turds to go with it.
I'm going.
I can feel it on you. But you ought to quit on it now.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
Boss Stanton! Somebody, come!
- Come on, you clunk, give me that. - You promise me...
- What would your mother say? - You let go of me, you ignoramus.
And let's not forget, John Coffey is a murderer.
You would think that.
The music too loud?
- Yeah, we did, at your mom's. - Mm-hmm.
- The goddamn sponge is dry! - Well, don't you stop it!
It's alright folks it's all under control
Wharton!
...a gift, the way he saw it...
He's cooking now!
What does it feel like?
He'd love to have a pet mouse, I bet.
I think this boy's cheese slid off his cracker.
I've got to get out of here.
Hey adele Guess your sweet on alan
Where you been?
Moka Like the drink, only not spelt the same.
Heaven
Your English gets better when you want something.
WOMAN: Klaus!
[GROANS]
PAUL: Hal, listen! - Halt or I'll shoot!
- You're thinking about Melinda. - Melinda?
And that asshole Wharton is singing about it!
- No! - What do you mean, no?
I love you sky warriors, perfect record.. And i wanna shit in your hat
Don't hardly remember, ma'am.
Never belonged here in the first place.
I am so happy to see you.
[YELLING]
You think this is enough?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
- Give him some room, Percy. - Huh?
Brutal, help me out here.
At the 5k Meredith chews out the staff
If you get mr lonely , just lay back and think about us scaring life out you ok And if you get really lonely, just think about Miss Leadpipe. And it will be all over ok
My name is Paul Edgecomb.
- You bet. That's swell, Brutal. Thanks. BRUTAL: Oh, yeah.
Ooh, but smell you.
Oh.
When you leaving
I'M TIRED BOSS
UPS
Ugh the smell of KD haters spouting nonsense
And that's that.
Boss, Percy’s bad…
Do you leave the light on after bedtime
JAN: Paul.
Because I got a big pecker.
Now, what if he escapes?
Because I got a big pepper
[BRUTAL LAUGHING]
...even if it means my job.
Boss, look. Someone's up.
You go get Dean and Harry looked at. Make sure they're all right.
"You Can't Do This To Me. You Can't."
- You warning me? Warn me now. - I'm warning you!
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Percy.
...no.
Chicago bears are dead men walking.
Just Sit back , and relax and rest your little head yours Oh yes we can and we are
Hey you big dummy Nigger
When my little friend brutal shuts up
...talking...
Your name is John Coffey.
Come then you loose kiss my ass why don't ya do it now I like to see you try and gagged me and tie me up
John, let him go!
HARRY: Hot in here. Boy, howdy.
Hal, you wanted to see me?
PAUL: Oh, there it is. BRUTAL: Oh, I see it.
Killed three people in a holdup.
Aladdin, you will watch Iago every moment.
PAUL: We know people too.
KLAUS: Katie!
Paul?
THIS IS WHAT U SAY INSTEAD OF BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
...making himself a nice little nest.
Mel: did you get me any Dairy Queen Lisa: uh, no
Why don't you give me some?
John...
Oh, I've lived a lot of years, Ellie...
TOOT-TOOT: Getting screwed.
Often, you get to love it. It is of no particular use...
DEAN: Didrt see it coming. - Come on, boy, breathe.
Sitting down, sitting down!
Easy.
We gonna have a hoedown!
William Wharton.
Let's keep going.