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I should have finished college.

Like 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst, motherfucker!

about the high winds?

some sort of an incident...

I really have to go. It's my anniversary.

You don't look like much to me.

I'm not even a virgin. Second and more...

That's just lazy writing.

I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits.

I can't believe he's still alive.

this did not go according to plan.

- Jesus. - R-Dog?

And you, Cable.

It's why I'm cursed to be a solo act.

- We must get the collar off. - Forget it. It's no use.

splash of diabetes...

your brother tries to read your mind?

Couldn't kill me.

I should've worn my white pants, reading reviews from collins fridge is orgasmic.

and she looked up at his smooth,

Guy Pearce performance.

I've been waiting for someone to come and save me.

Where is he? I can't see him.

You Are An Abomination!

- I'm sorry. - Uh-huh.

But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you...

and launching it into space...

It's pretty fucking awesome over here.

- will kill you all. - Fair enough.

My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man.

They're moving us tomorrow.

Now. I can do now.

Just leave me alone, kid.

Please, they hurt. I have growing pains.

Please. Please.

we made a pretty good team.

Listen to me! Go!

I'll be first to admit...

I never should've left you there.

So if you go after them, Cable, I warn you...

Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya.

You are a criminal, a fugitive.

Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn?

Let her go, it's okay.

Baldilocks? Jared Kushner?

I guess Jack never dies

Obviously, everyone hated the ceviche.

Love the shiny suit.

When I saw my mom in bed with another man

Oh, Jesus Christ.

You think we don't build cranes Because of a light breeze

Survivor POV: When Victor misses his jump

- Firefist. - Firefist.

I'll start from the beginning.

We have mission.

Dubstep's for pussies.

My heart is in the right place.

You trusted me. I took that trust...

Leonard, hit it!

Baby, I'm so sorry.

I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader.

when she's been bratty all day and you finally get home

Entering repair mode.

I don't know what this is

Time to make the chimichangas.

I'm going to burn that headmaster alive.

Okay. Will you give Domino my email?

I don't know. How long does it take

The day of reckoning is here!

You shut your goddamn trash mouth!

and then I'm gonna come back with my friend, Cable.

I do want to live the dreams, Pool Boy

There are people in this fucking world...

and you winning the Ice Box award for softest mouth.

Hey! It's me! Don't scratch!

It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down.

- Give us the line again. - I need your help!

Please don't cry.

But you must learn never to use them...

Fuck Wolverine.

And every good family film starts with a vicious murder.

We need the code.

You're not a fucking hero.

Wade! What was first rule?

Ness, can you let me in?

First day. I'm so nervous!

Russ, where are ya?

It isn't too late. Don't do it.

Well... That was effervescent

Man, that sucks they didn't have anything in your size.

He even runs like a fucking pervert.

Then, I'm gonna take his skin...

Fuck Trey Winkler.

He Even Runs Like A F**king Pervert

I'm not ready to be touched again

Sick piece of shit.

We're not partners or friends.

Zip it. We're not friends.

You hear yourself, right?

Can we focus for a moment, ladies?

Back in your cells, you filthy mutants! Get in there!

Hurry up and open this fucking door,

Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!

Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see.

and threatened him with great violence?

- Did he just call himself God? - I think he did.

I care about you,

Am I getting Catfished here or....?

Because he's built a team. He's unstoppable.

So we can go after him without me.

After that, he gets a real taste for it.

Some kind of soldier?

Ich schmelze dich ein und mach nen Cockring aus dir

Including the one inside your brain...

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shoot that mother ƒ er! shoot him

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta

♫ Can you hear me? ♫

Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.

Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that.

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♫ CALLER, CAN YOU HEAR ME? ♫

That was absolutely thrilling.

You're welcome, Canada.

I wanted to be a superhero.

I'm not in your head.

You could not scrub it enough.

There you go, Dopinder.

I wish you'd said "pants".