Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've got a crap load of love to give.

You stop hurting my baby!

to the severed leg of a mannequin.

I'll, uh... I'll see you tomorrow.

I love to get together with my employees

an assistant manager someday.

I'm walking away.

It's the best that I could find.

- Thank you very much. - You dug your own grave.

Well, what are we talking?

Call that teasing?

No. Uh, boy or girl?

I don't want my thing to be that I'm the sensitive one.

Oh, the "H" you will.

made the decision to go through with it.

I just knew I wanted her to have a better life than me.

"I pretend to like jazz, because it makes me seem cultured."

That's a violation of the code of conduct.

So I'm, uh, part of the group now.

Oops. Skull fracture.

Well, that's actually a life hack.

If anything, he looks like Tom Cruise, I guess?

who wore his pants backwards

Yeah, write that. That was good.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

You're a little bit more like,

Yeah, and I look like Salma Hayek.

- Oh, god! - I... no... I didn't...

That's not a problem I have to deal with.

anywhere except the abortion clinic.

If that's what you see when you look at me,

Garrett's the cool one.

So far it's a tie.

Yeah, seriously. That's brutal.

See, that sounds stalker-y,