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So where are we going?
Our survival depends on this place being kept a secret.
In a hurry to get back to Memnon?
Except maybe Sodom.
MEMNON: If it were serious...
Oh, here's one.
I understand.
By the law of the horde their greatest warrior was proclaimed their king.
...and bring her back to me.
[Fast-paced music]
GUARD: [Yelling] Intruder!
...are like shimmers in a pond.
Send me news when he's dead.
Now go.
But I do know this:
He's been drinking that yak piss for an hour. And sometime very soon...
Nothing we say will stop him.
How about we go around them and not kill anybody?
Twenty blood rubies.
[Loud rock music plays]
... trained for generations in the deadly arts.
BALTHAZAR: It's too late for that. CASSANDRA: Balthazar!
[Sound of women screaming]
And that is the destiny of all kingdoms.
[Children laugh]
Clear roadways in an instant.
You seem somehow...
The assassin and the sorceress.
You have seen this in a vision?
Without your sorceress?
You see that one up there?
All I needed was salt, petered salt.
All right, fine. Yes, I promise.
Queen Isis' forces will scatter to the four winds.
Surely you've heard of the enormous reward for my safe return.
Just a place to get out of the storm.
[Soldiers let out battle cry]
I wish I could join you.
I am a high priest of Set.
TUTU: No!
A man.
Never touch the bow.
...and drink your fill...
GENERAL: My sincerest apologies, my lord.
...I am somewhat surprised the Akkadian didn't kill you.
[Majestic instrumental music]
Or more cowardly.
And, if the sorcerer were to die...
I will bring order after centuries of chaos.
I was just saying to the camel:
The gods show him favor on this night.
...then you shall take your place beside me, on a throne...
[Haunting instrumental music]