Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mmm, I'm glad you agree with me, yes.

Oh, where am I going to get the payroll money?

Lady wrest... [whispers]

And the worms and bugs and crawly things

One fall, no holds barred.

Yes, friends, you can carry these new magnetic carrots home

[monster chuckling]

Kermit, Kermit, the concert pianist could not make it.

They can quickly be dispelled [squeaks]

Lurking, scurrying, hiding and waiting

♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪

Here. I got a whole new intro written.

Uh, what'd he say?

- I am Sam the Eagle... - I'm so glad to know you.

And here I come some nights

They are always with me

And when that day comes,

- Are you really? - Mmm, yes.

I've never known why you're here.

- [slurps] - [applause]

this program is morally upright and cultural and wholesome.

[♪ What Do the Simple Folk Do?]

Dignity, dignity... [squawking]

[breathing heavily]

There they are, confronted fears

How'd you like to work on The Muppet Show tonight?

Once they are counted and compelled

- You say you want a big racket? - Yeah.

Pay day again , it was payday last year

I believe this program is trivial,

Uh... uh, fine, fine. But what can I do for you, Sam?

Oh, of course, to be perfectly honest,

Uh, let's switch channels. This show is dull.