Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even if he was as sober as a nun, there's no way that he can do what these guys do.

- "Marsh-gammon." - Yeah, we've played it a few times since.

Hashtag duck tie slams. Hashtag Stinson rocks.

is a private event, and I'm the bouncer, so--

I take her to the bus.

Terms-- if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off,

If you know what I mean.

- Just touch. - Just touch.

Just let yourself off the hook on a technicality.

Cheers. Cheers.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

Would I have still run into you at this party tonight,

- All the time. - And we have weird.

and I've got a sink full of dishes my assistant did not clean.

What do you guys think of my new ducky tie?

Give the artist a little respect.

because as of tomorrow night you'll be wearing... my tie.

Well, the problem is he hasn't asked me yet.

Let's make this real.

[ Ted Narrating ] Kids, there was one part I left out.

Show us all the tricks if they're so easy.

You got anything else you need to atone for? My oven needs cleaning.

- It's not weird. - No, no.

I have a bus to catch.

- So, it wasn't awkward. - It was a little awkward.

"Every Other Restaurant in New York City."

Yeah, the whole thing stinks.

- I wanna touch Lily's boobs. - Deal.

- Touch and squeeze. - Just touch.