Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, Barney does. - Really? Who's Barney's ex-girlfriend?

Maybe I looked it up on my phone just now.

with a firm yet sensual squeeze.

Mine and Barney's, yeah.

Okay, I was the one who said, "Let's go to Shinjitsu."

Hashtag your tie is still dumb. Hashtag refill!

Our future child is so lucky.

I'll think about it.

[ Woman ] * Like a bitter stranger *

- So you're talking to Victoria. - I'm talking to Victoria.

that the moment leading up to the kiss--

I bet Ted showed Victoria the shrimp in his pocket.

Why didn't I get on it with you?

so he could win a bet he hadn't even made yet?

Nice try, Barney.

* I said a-bang, bang, bangity-bang **

[ Ted ] What's going on? What am I missing? Are they out yet?

- Was that your Klaus? - My Klaus?

Okay, Barney. You wanna make this real?

but it's not Germany.

I will never stop regretting it, because what we had meant that much to me.

- In your class. - In my class?

- Don't go. - Ted.

I know. I'm still a little shaken by it.

- [ Sneezes ] - Bless you.

For the past-- oh, I don't know how long-- five years,