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- No, that's the land, not the house. - (IMITATES FANNY)
Sorry, I think we've got off on the wrong foot.
(PIGEON COOS)
Maybe try jumping out of the window before bed.
- Ahem. - Shh, shh.
- We could do this full-time. - OK, yes.
How does she seem? Is it she OK?
We're only looking at flats. We can't afford to buy a house.
That's you in the corner there.
# Ring a ring o' roses
I feel like I'm in the headmaster's office.
You're terrified, and I get it.
- Little guy... - Pawn.
It must be nesting somewhere.
Man down. Right, cue Jemima.
She's married, Thomas. Look at them.
not beige and lumpy.
Why must I always be spurned?
(COOING CONTINUES)
Give me a sec.
Poor creatures must be lost.
Look, look, this is my house and I shall do what I like.
- (SWITCH CLICKS) - (ELECTRICITY FIZZES)
Probably get the bird out the room.
- Guys, if you please! - You...
Hello?
- What, an actual eagle? - Mmm.
(PIERCING SCREAM)
and I retiled the bit behind the sink in our last flat, so...
Right. Well, that would suit me, I think.
- 1950s. - (GHOSTS GROAN)
You see, Pat, what did I tell you? That's where talking gets you. Nowhere!
Er...
I couldn't get any water in the kitchen and I couldn't find the other kitchen,
- L-L-Let me be absolutely clear. - Did you push her?
People find it scary, apparently.
Warmer.
- We're ghosts. - (OTHERS MURMUR ASSENT)
The pipes? Electrics?
- You owe me ten. - Oh, no, no, if you listened
(WIND HOWLS)
I'm not sure this falls into the category of DIY.
It was silly of me to suggest it, really.
What did that girl just say?