Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Jellicles dry between their toes ♪
♪ And Jellicles ask because Jellicles dare ♪
♪ Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes ♪
♪ I am equally cunning with dice ♪
♪ There's no one like Macavity ♪
♪ For I only like ♪
- Look. - Let me see.
Nononononono
♪ These modern productions are all very well ♪
Could get dangerous.
Oh? We'll see about that.
♪ Never to wander London streets ♪
♪ Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats ♪
♪ "Yes, no, ho, hi, oh, my eye ♪
♪ "Now, which was which cat?" ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ Jellicles can and Jellicles do ♪
Sing.
the Theatre Cat.
Come. We're about to begin.
♪ And I like to recall my success on the halls ♪
Gus.
Thanks, Tugger.
Friends?
♪ You may meet him in a bystreet ♪
♪ Or Rumpelteazer? ♪
I am going to the Heaviside Layer.
♪ When there isn't any fish ♪
♪ And I've known the family to call ♪
- Victoria. - Victoria?
♪ But... ♪
I'm a tremendous fan of your work.
♪ I'm quiet and small ♪
♪ Up, up, up ♪
♪ And say a cat is not ♪
Yet another trick that went wrong.
♪ Have you been an alumnus of heaven or hell? ♪
♪ Jellicles wash behind their ears ♪
♪ I'll never get let into ♪
♪ A new day ♪
♪ Memory ♪
Gus...
♪ Of my days in the sun ♪
Where have you been?
♪ A monster of depravity ♪
♪ I have a Gumbie Cat in mind ♪
♪ I wouldn't know ♪
♪ When some actor suggested the need for a cat ♪
♪ When a crime's discovered, then ♪
♪ "Can it be really? ♪
A wonderful magician.
♪ When you creep into your cozy berths ♪
♪ I think that the cockroaches need employment ♪
♪ In the whole of St. James's, the smartest of names is ♪
♪ Macavity ♪
♪ We make our home in Victoria Grove ♪
♪ Past the Russell Hotel ♪
♪ Have a wonderful way of working together ♪
♪ In Cornwall Gardens, in Launceston Place ♪
Yeah. He wants to be reborn as a thin cat
♪ There's the wonder of the thing ♪
♪ When Old Deuteronomy just before dawn ♪
We don't know.
♪ And I'll see what you are thinking ♪
♪ Comes loose on the roof ♪
♪ The streetlamp dies ♪
♪ The meaning of what happiness is ♪
♪ I must go slow ♪
♪ And I've even created ♪
♪ And famous in rhyme ♪
♪ With anecdotes drawn from my palmiest days ♪
♪ Jellicle cats can all rejoice ♪
♪ Lived a long time ♪
♪ Were you Whittington's friend? ♪
♪ As we did in the days when Victoria reigned ♪
♪ When I was asleep in the hall ♪
Ineffable.