Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can't have that kind of imbalance in your relationship.
Hey, guys. Can I talk to you for a second?
They even asked me to be a guest on Muy lmportante!
Peter, you blew up their marriage!
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Their daughter got a permit, so they let her drive home. But her 8-year-old brother in the back seat was FREAKED OUT! And didn’t trust her behind the wheel at all. Why are you crying? You’re not gonna die! (Kid cries) from the creators of Their baby sister named Josie has cancer and needs a bone marrow transplant to save her life and kid woke up from coma for 16 days.
Aden when people ask if he’s okay with something
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(FIRE CRACKLING)
I'm Nora. I just joined the force.
0. (Head explodes)
And yet my guy can't get dick.
I'm sorry, too.
Coma for 16 days
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
429 Too Many Requests You have sent too many requests in a given amount of time.
This app will tell you, how long… before you die. Life Countdown: 0:00:00.0 secs (Head explosion on outer space)
Come out the door.
Why did the sign say "not an exit"?
No, Peter. I said she wanted to.
ALL: Muy importante!
NORA: Wow, l've never seen a sofa in a bathroom stall before.
Boy, I haven't heard this song in a long time.
I got a call.
longing for some solitary company
TOM: (SMACKS LIPS) Okay, I'm done. That's right, Joyce!
Cars 2 (2011)
The weirdest thing happened to me at that party.
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Joe, I saw you on TV.
(SIGHS) Yeah, I guess.
I go down there a couple times a week, have CB sex,
but don't worry, this don't affect that.
I just feel really guilty.
I thought I would feel better after I slept with Nora, but I don't.