Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

These are battle formations!
Yeah!
- (electronic whir) - (warriors grunt at once)
(higher pitch): dancin'.
Your keen instincts tell you to cut, slice and chop...
he doesn't like big butts!
She's a good woman.
Go!
Aw, shit!
bvnm, bam,
Indeed.
Oh, we got a penguin pinned down!
blades scraping
It's a visual effect.
Real Men of Genius.
Shaq?
# I used to cry #
# Still in love with you #
We going to shish kebab your ass.
- DANE COOK: I looked everywhere. - (groans)
(indistinct chatter)
(thunder crashing)
Uh, we got San Francisco...
- (groans, angry grunts) - Oh, great!
Yes, well, that may be the case, but your mama's so hairy...
My king.
written out of the history books.
at the Palms Hotel and Casino!
I'm Leonidas.
Not again! That always happens.
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and you're laughing at me?
# Shake your tambourine... #
(screams)
Exfoliator with alpha hydroxy.
He holds great influence...
(grunts)
(orchestration joins in, accompanying chorus)
What do you think?
I thought she was David Hasselhoff.
#You gotta keep me movin' till the moon goes down #
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- Curtsey. - Enough!
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(sighs)
# I've got all my life to live #
was a Jewish holiday!
Okay. And then let's go to Pinkberry.
(yells): No!
That's it!
NARRATOR: Leonidas was true to his word.
(screaming)
Market offering dip But there dip ... dippity ... dip
My husband needs me.
THIS is Sparta!
peaceful alternatives to war.
# I've got all my life to live #
it's my dream to be a Spartan.
My ass hurt! Oh!
(groaning, yelling)
And life in the land of Sparta was good.
the joke's on them, because they don't know...
Ah-ooh!
Yes, King.
CBS 1965
NICKELODEON DO NOT TOUCH 1973/2018 logo remake
Dawg, your wife's a ho.
(yelping)
It's this whole Battle of Thermopylae thing.
(yelling)
ALL: # Oh, no, not I #
(crack)
your reaction, you're not amused.
Yes?
(sighs)
(Loud pop)-Aah!
(chains rattling)
They died a beautiful death.
to send more troops to support your husband.
for my massive Persian army.
Your husband needs you.
(music continues)
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(ominous theme playing)
(fanfare ends)
#You're a B-Boy that nearly hit the ground #
(whispering) Spartans heading south.
Loyalist, what do you want?
There's a secret goat path into the Hot Gates.
(panting)
I'm in aisle three, huh? Right?
specifications.
Yes. Yes, I did.
# Shake, shake, shake, shake #
Deal...
(shrieking)
(exhales sharply)
- (laughter) - (whistling)
think so, Councilman Traitoro.
I brought you some fudge. Mom said that you like to pack it.