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You can urinate on a grave
Aw, hey, put that-- That's not for--
Noice!
- Uh-huh? - And this bird...
(groans) All right, partner.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, hey, Christian.
Thank you so much For your service.
No!
Sir. Just--
Don't start that. That--that won't stop.
Oh--oh, really? What, that--that don't count?
Call you later.
(laughs)
(loud slap) (groans)
Besides, you know,
When I say "No," stuff blows up.
We're gonna keep you alive, Chico.
Stupid.
Yeah, it seems like the kind of thing
taking you out to dinner parties.
and [bleep] you right in the ass[bleep].
(both crying)
No more "Noice" from you.
Ciao, ciao.
Hey everyone! Jason Schwartzman's fine!
Not to hide the evidence,
I don't know why they do it, but they do.
- I'm Jordan Peele. - And we are Key and Peele.
You know, I ain't ever seen Andre
He hates it when dudes are, like, indecisive