Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You guys can't blow me off. I'm your leader. JTP!
(SNIFFING DEEPLY)
Do you realize how crappy this year has been for me?
my friends and I were living in danger.
you're always gonna be Barry's little brother,
my sister was feeling the heat.
You ruined my life by fighting back and winning!
Yes. No way.
...even if it's not the way you thought it would.
I didn't know that.
Mic check, one, two.
Kwwwwwwwhhhhh!
Well, no matter how big you get,
You sound like the child of Louis Armstrong
Well, the headline here is, I saved Blankie.
Ouch, that’s strike three
Find a master who's not a wussbag.
is my crazy mom digging up the school's front lawn.
Congratulations graduating Junior High Class of nineteen eighty seven
(STUDENTS GASP)
Called your parents.
Ouch, strike two
Oh, sure!
I swear, one day, they'll realize
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Barry was drowning in embarrassment from my epic body slam.
ADULT ADAM: It was June 2, 1980-something,
I'll... I'll plug it with my body!
Sad and creepy.
you've been mocking my changing voice for this entire year.
Don't mind me. I'm just having some Bev time.
GEOFF: New Kids on the B., huh?
Come on, sweetie, we got to get to Blockbuster.
Trust me, he loves being your big brother.
Too late
She's got the forearms of a tennis pro.
Yeah, don't be such a Duckie. Such a what?
JTP, I need your counsel immediately.
(CLEARS THROAT)
No! I made it through middle school
No, of course not. Yet.
ADULT ADAM: There were only two days left until summer,
Duckie, the twerpy, lovesick best friend