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but, please, don't put hands on me.

that doesn't require me going near him? Why?

How are you so good at this?

and then you go up and get the piece of paper.

Congratulations, graduating middle-school class of 198...

Yeah, you know, if you need some more time with it,

We are gonna have so much fun in high school.

Like my big boy. (CHUCKLES)

as my friends were picked off one by one.

my mom was on a desperate hunt for a blankie.

Yeah, the thing is,

who are also very upset about their pet project.

I'm suspending you from parenting for the day.

Let it happen, Earl.

we both know the only reason I could body-slam you

I've been training for this my whole life.

hunt down terrified incoming ninth graders

And, sure, that was scary.

Um, is it cool if we talk after school,

¶ Heat of the moment showed in your eyes ¶

Adam says you're gonna haze and humiliate him at school?

Oh, yeah, and, uh, there are some people

With the cartoons and the gelatin candies?

you know, a standard blankie?

the end of the school year,

sniffing a baby blanket.

I'm, like... How would you put it?

We not only survived the rite of passage,

By throwing me in the showers?

while everyone is still half asleep in class.

It doesn't appear like you are. I'm letting go.

But until then...

He was not taking it well.

puberty was not kind to my body,

...with an undescended testicle. (CHUCKLES)

I do need a life outside the house,

Dude, you got to let this go.

But for the first time, I wasn't so afraid.

It's not that easy!

That's how a nerd like me suddenly had super strength.