Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Adam says you're gonna haze and humiliate him at school?

the end of the school year,

I do need a life outside the house,

But for the first time, I wasn't so afraid.

that doesn't require me going near him? Why?

you know, a standard blankie?

I'm suspending you from parenting for the day.

How are you so good at this?

Dude, you got to let this go.

Congratulations, graduating middle-school class of 198...

I'm, like... How would you put it?

while everyone is still half asleep in class.

who are also very upset about their pet project.

We are gonna have so much fun in high school.

And, sure, that was scary.

It's not that easy!

Yeah, the thing is,

He was not taking it well.

Yeah, you know, if you need some more time with it,

By throwing me in the showers?

and then you go up and get the piece of paper.

Um, is it cool if we talk after school,

Like my big boy. (CHUCKLES)

That's how a nerd like me suddenly had super strength.

...with an undescended testicle. (CHUCKLES)

But until then...

puberty was not kind to my body,

as my friends were picked off one by one.

Oh, yeah, and, uh, there are some people

I've been training for this my whole life.

we both know the only reason I could body-slam you

but, please, don't put hands on me.

With the cartoons and the gelatin candies?

my mom was on a desperate hunt for a blankie.

sniffing a baby blanket.

¶ Heat of the moment showed in your eyes ¶

We not only survived the rite of passage,

It doesn't appear like you are. I'm letting go.

Let it happen, Earl.

hunt down terrified incoming ninth graders