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No, Margaret.
It's tradition.
Yeah.
So sorry.
She just makes me a little crazy.
Oh... barely made it out with my life there.
Mrs. McKittrick. How are you? Nice to see you.
Nice to see you, Mr. McKittrick. This is Margaret.
Um, uh, excuse me? Excuse...
- Rob Base and D. J... - E-Z Rock?
No.
Nothing. It's just a little welcoming party.
See? It's the damnedest thing.
Yes. About the marketing of the spring books. I know.
Oh.
Do explain.
Gert? Oh, my God. Hey, hi. Wow.
- Good night. - Good night.
Eileen, you poisonous bitch!!!
- Good night. - Good night, Gammy.
about your goofing off in New York.
Just because you have no semblance of a life
- Yeah! - Oh, no. Not necessary.
- I'm scared. - Me, too.
So sorry. I dropped the phone. Now, listen, Frank.
Actually, I'll have you know that that woman in there
Andrew, you lied to us.
Just... look.
this wonderful country of yours,
and my grandmother's gonna die.
Jordan.
Margaret.
Yes, yes.
What's her favorite color when she's not at home?
Bitch Fuck you
I think I've been more than understanding
Oh, of course, of course. We understand.
I have a bad feeling about this.
- No, he really got down. - ...out there. I mean...
Frank, hold on. No, no, no, no.
Oh, Margaret, you're gonna love it!
You see the shoes that broad was wearing?
I do. It's like Christmas in a cup.
Mmm... yeah.
All right. That's the bathroom.
So...
My great-grandfather gave it to my great-grandmother
i call it the babymaker
You'll be fine.
MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Too MANY Words, Too Many Offers
'K.
Oh. You like it.
Cost Plus Radio Commercial That Puts You To Sleep w/First Sentence
I call it the baby maker.
Go, go, go... Hold on.
I think if you'll just taste it.
But this little missus better learn how to cook...
The point is... I owe you an apology.
I'll finish this. Go.
I will.
- A confession, actually. - What are you doing?
MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Can You Say “Lame”?
- All right. - OK.
No, no, no, no, no.
And if you say another word,
- Really. From Alaska? - I need to talk to you.
- a little slice of heaven. - Andrew, Andrew! Fine, fine.
Why are you not stopping?
You are going to fix this, Joe. I mean it. Fix it now.
Oh, fine. Fine. Just working on my tan.
She's just pulling your leg, isn't she?
I didn't...
you won't give her a release date. Your immigration lawyer called.
Next, please.
And he was scared. Like a little tiny bird.
you know, Andrew and I, we're... we are just two people
And I think it's up to you to
I call it the Baby Maker.
- Fine. - Great.
Jordan?
To the buoy!
Grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren.
The problem is that this woman...
I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo.
Sorry, man. There was nothing I could do.
who weren't supposed to fall in love.
Yeah. Huh?
Um...
That'd be nice. Or maybe we could come to you, too.
and you have Gertrude, and I'm... I'm just screwing it up!
I didn't fire you because I feel threatened. No.
Oh, what kind of special powers?
Andrew!
Cancel the call, push the meeting to tomorrow
No, not to worry.
Annie! Joe!
And where is this surprise gonna take place?
- Kiddo. - Uh... Bird.
He knew your favorite color.
Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?
I guess I will pop for you to fly first class. But make sure you use the miles.
- Oh, there he is! - Andrew!
Your mother's at the door. Get up!
Hey, buddy.
See you in the morning?
Take the dog. I need that phone!
Oh, my God. Out of all that, that's all you got?
YES, IT IS NEW TO MY OFFICE
No need to take us to the hospital.
Okey-doke.