Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am sure you already know this, but I never said it out loud.

Remember the catering trucks and the valet parkers?

WHEN OU WINS A GAME GROUP HUGS IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT!!!

on my car, or I will slit your throat.

Long way from the big city, huh, superstar?

He said he's sorry. I got him to say he's sorry.

Who’s pitching tonight DEGROM!!

That's how a real husband feeds his wife.

We got a little time left. We can still do this.

He will be all right. Call his mama.

And apparently so do the fans.

I'm sorry, I brokeded your feelers

If you're not downstairs in five minutes,

- Hey, Paul. - Unger.

- Really? - Yeah, that's right. Mickey D's.

So, what's on your mind, Paul?

Entry Fee 5¢ Exit Fee 50¢

He's at the 15, the 10, and he will score.

Or not. Or not.

Oh, I doubt that very seriously.

Underneath. Let's go.

Trass and Todd! Trass and Todd!

you teach me to boardgame tonight

but there's folks here in the prison league don't care for me very much.

Can of corn. Can of corn and ill be fine.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Now the warden wants to pin Caretaker's murder on me

create a business at 16? lets do it

Half a star? That's got to be a mistake. Check it again. Check it again.

Question: Any of you gentlemen ever play football before?

That's how a white man plays guitar.

Somebody's got to get open, guys.

Seems to me that we ought to do something about this.

Who we gonna kiss. The guards!

Did I get you? Did I get you?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I got married so young, so, I mean,

Hurts So Good vs. XXX Superstar Versus Half-a-Star

Was it worth it Every goddamn second.

It's like a I-love-you gift. I left it in the closet for you.

Met Lounge dance floor on Thursday nights

This is football. Shit happens.

Well, unfortunately for him, the guard he punched

I got the shakes that will make you quake.

Don't worry, warden, we will take care of business.

Negative two Alright, go with negative two

Would you step out of the picture, please?

I was showing a little wrestling move. That's all.

- We got it. One time-out. - Got it. Got it.

Me after I hit a bad shot and the boys try to make me feel better: Gdoxcj

Then you're going to have to pay for your own bananas.

That boy got some slave feet

And listen to the crowd

Meanwhile, in the end zone, the guards have something to celebrate,

is number 1, Brucie.

It's the game ball.

Cons have enough time for one final drive.

Was it worth it? It was worth every goddamn second.

- Really? - Let's finish this conversation later.

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Chris, we went to a commercial.

You see? He ran like a little bitch, right? You saw that, right?

Captain Knauer is their quarterback?

Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you.

- What? - I think it's time for you to get stepping.

Alright...we got ourselves a game

Sure we will teach you to football. Won't we, Caretaker?

Mean Machine. Mean Machine. Mean Machine. Mean Machine.

Tony, you're a fat shit. Hut.

One yard, baby. One more yard.

Half a star? That’s gotta be a mistake

Tennessee Titans' 2020 first-round pick Isaiah Wilson says he's 'done with football as a Titan'

She said shes sorry

Well, I don't quite get this, but on fourth and 22, the cons are going to go for it.

Valió la pena defender al PJF vALIÓ CADA MALDITO SEGUNDO

The chiefs Offense of line

Girl, that's your new boo.

- Hey. Is that legal? - Yeah, it is.

When you finally win an Argument with the wife

Yep. Workin on it.

Come on, that's not funny, man.

coming to you from a simple Texas high school stadium

I used to play a little college ball myself.

A gift for you, Mr. Crewe.

Because it's forgotten all about you.

WHEN OU WINS A GAME WE WON!! GROUP HUGS IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT!!

Buffalo Bills WR Room

The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon

Trump and GOP governing...

The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon.

Me after I hit a bad shot and the boys try to make me feel better:

The give is to Potter. Back to Knauer.

Superstar v half a star

It slipped I just ate popcorn

Don't you dare take my car, you drunken bastard.

But shaving points off a football game? Man, that's just un-American.

There's the old Paul Crewe we love to write about.

But overthrows it. And it's picked off by Papajohn.

Switowski is so big, it's like being tackled by a Coke machine with legs.

Somebody bring me a battered sav!

I got her to say she’s sorry

I’ll Get The Strippers

Clock's running. Clock's still running. Clock's still running.

I just want to do my time and go home. Nothing else.

I love little Michael

You Are, Switowski Just Finish Your Coloring Book And Go Back To Sleep.

Just cut to the chase, shall we?

You haven't changed one damn bit.

Yo Camp Electric employee..... My employer!

Now, I can assure you

will you teach me to change water?

You better cut that shit out It’s getting old

Will you teach me to football?

to supply us with a dozen of their finest sharpshooters.

Can of corn Can of corn and I’ll be fine.

Play games make music Two more eggs

and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation.

The future of this once-great football star looks very dark indeed.

Elites showing up to Invasion tryouts...

Back in the game is Brucie, and he will do the honors.

You better not cut the server!!!!

Now, you could be with us for a very long time, Mr. Crewe.

Sacked your ass.

I am out. That's it.

Yes, sir. Here I go. I am sorry.

It's the Billikens time to shine baby

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I knew I shouldn't have had that popcorn.

Check this out. These be brass knuckles. They damn near old as me.

I can't believe you did this.

All right, punt team.

- Man, oh, man. - Not bad.

- Yeah. - All right. Let's go kick some ass.

You know, if I take this half down, we could play together.

Now I’ll never get on the whitelist