Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Was it worth it? It was worth every goddamn second.

Hurts So Good vs. XXX Superstar Versus Half-a-Star

You better cut that shit out It’s getting old

Yo Camp Electric employee..... My employer!

I love little Michael

Long way from the big city, huh, superstar?

Girl, that's your new boo.

- We got it. One time-out. - Got it. Got it.

to supply us with a dozen of their finest sharpshooters.

Can of corn. Can of corn and ill be fine.

Clock's running. Clock's still running. Clock's still running.

- Really? - Let's finish this conversation later.

Yes, sir. Here I go. I am sorry.

Just cut to the chase, shall we?

And apparently so do the fans.

Question: Any of you gentlemen ever play football before?

The future of this once-great football star looks very dark indeed.

She said shes sorry

Can of corn Can of corn and I’ll be fine.

All right, punt team.

That's how a white man plays guitar.

Me after I hit a bad shot and the boys try to make me feel better: Gdoxcj

Negative two Alright, go with negative two

- Really? - Yeah, that's right. Mickey D's.

Don't worry, warden, we will take care of business.

Met Lounge dance floor on Thursday nights

Elites showing up to Invasion tryouts...

I am out. That's it.

WHEN OU WINS A GAME WE WON!! GROUP HUGS IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT!!

You Are, Switowski Just Finish Your Coloring Book And Go Back To Sleep.

The chiefs Offense of line

on my car, or I will slit your throat.

- Man, oh, man. - Not bad.

Or not. Or not.

Tony, you're a fat shit. Hut.

Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you.

So, what's on your mind, Paul?

A gift for you, Mr. Crewe.

We got a little time left. We can still do this.

Because it's forgotten all about you.

Well, I don't quite get this, but on fourth and 22, the cons are going to go for it.

The give is to Potter. Back to Knauer.

coming to you from a simple Texas high school stadium

It's like a I-love-you gift. I left it in the closet for you.

Back in the game is Brucie, and he will do the honors.

There's the old Paul Crewe we love to write about.

Switowski is so big, it's like being tackled by a Coke machine with legs.

Entry Fee 5¢ Exit Fee 50¢

But overthrows it. And it's picked off by Papajohn.

I'm sorry, I brokeded your feelers

He's at the 15, the 10, and he will score.

Oh, I doubt that very seriously.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Remember the catering trucks and the valet parkers?

Check this out. These be brass knuckles. They damn near old as me.

Superstar v half a star

WHEN OU WINS A GAME GROUP HUGS IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT!!!

Play games make music Two more eggs

The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon.

Mean Machine. Mean Machine. Mean Machine. Mean Machine.

is number 1, Brucie.

Somebody's got to get open, guys.

Valió la pena defender al PJF vALIÓ CADA MALDITO SEGUNDO

Chris, we went to a commercial.

I got the shakes that will make you quake.

but there's folks here in the prison league don't care for me very much.

I got married so young, so, I mean,

That boy got some slave feet

It's the game ball.

I knew I shouldn't have had that popcorn.

The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon

Who’s pitching tonight DEGROM!!

Would you step out of the picture, please?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yep. Workin on it.

Who we gonna kiss. The guards!

Well, unfortunately for him, the guard he punched

Half a star? That's got to be a mistake. Check it again. Check it again.

Meanwhile, in the end zone, the guards have something to celebrate,

He said he's sorry. I got him to say he's sorry.

Underneath. Let's go.

I was showing a little wrestling move. That's all.

If you're not downstairs in five minutes,

Somebody bring me a battered sav!

When you finally win an Argument with the wife

Buffalo Bills WR Room

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

He will be all right. Call his mama.

That's how a real husband feeds his wife.

I just want to do my time and go home. Nothing else.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Now, I can assure you

One yard, baby. One more yard.

Will you teach me to football?

But shaving points off a football game? Man, that's just un-American.

Captain Knauer is their quarterback?

Did I get you? Did I get you?

It's the Billikens time to shine baby

Was it worth it Every goddamn second.

Seems to me that we ought to do something about this.

I used to play a little college ball myself.

Come on, that's not funny, man.

Trass and Todd! Trass and Todd!

Half a star? That’s gotta be a mistake

Trump and GOP governing...

I can't believe you did this.

create a business at 16? lets do it

and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation.

I got her to say she’s sorry

You better not cut the server!!!!

Cons have enough time for one final drive.

Now the warden wants to pin Caretaker's murder on me

You see? He ran like a little bitch, right? You saw that, right?

I’ll Get The Strippers

Alright...we got ourselves a game

Me after I hit a bad shot and the boys try to make me feel better:

And listen to the crowd

This is football. Shit happens.

- What? - I think it's time for you to get stepping.

Sacked your ass.

will you teach me to change water?

Don't you dare take my car, you drunken bastard.

Tennessee Titans' 2020 first-round pick Isaiah Wilson says he's 'done with football as a Titan'

Then you're going to have to pay for your own bananas.

Sure we will teach you to football. Won't we, Caretaker?

I am sure you already know this, but I never said it out loud.

Now, you could be with us for a very long time, Mr. Crewe.

you teach me to boardgame tonight

It slipped I just ate popcorn

Now I’ll never get on the whitelist

You haven't changed one damn bit.

You know, if I take this half down, we could play together.

- Hey. Is that legal? - Yeah, it is.

- Hey, Paul. - Unger.

- Yeah. - All right. Let's go kick some ass.