Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hurts So Good vs. XXX Superstar Versus Half-a-Star

And for a small fee, I can even get you McDonald's.

There's the snap and the ball is fumbled. And the guards recover.

when you the tokken black guy at sycks new years after party

Hello. There's a huge party going on downstairs.

- Hi. - Here I am.

- Who we going to kill? - The guards.

You know what they say. Once you go gray, there ain't no other way.

toxic cheryl de coursey was a crounk wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

Anthony, wow. You can sit down.

Who we gonna kiss? The Guards!

But on game day, if I so much as...

The more prone to violence that the inmate is, the more stars he gets.

Colonel Sanders been eating his own chicken.

Paul? Paul, what are you doing?

You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team.

Okay. Down, set. Hut.

There goes the neighborhood.

I knew you couldn't resist my shit.

You got to earn them.

But the ref is waving it off.

Darts "treeouts"

what a worthless piece of shit you are.

Y’all Got A Running Back?

Now I will never get to play.

Game point, baby. How you want the game put up?

Here we go. Here we go.

We got a 3-94 in progress.

- Is that a touchdown? - Yes, it is.

It's Paul Crewe.

Not as soft as the ones at West Texas Mental Institution.

I love Little Mikey’s mullet I love little Mikey’s mullet

Didn't you read the papers? I am innocent.

Waterboy 50 First Dates Tommy Boy Big Daddy Happy Gilmore The Wedding Singer Blended Wayne's World The Longest Yard The Man Who Knew Too Little Multiplicity Anger Management Funny People The Hot Chick I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Just Go with It Beverly Hills Ninja

That’s one brother. That’s a lonely brother, this ain’t hockey!

Almanza Throwing Cable

Who we going to kiss? EFFY!

That's going to be a personal foul on the big guy.

And I will be cheering my jailhouse Boobies for you at game day!

Give these guys sixes. Give these guys fives.

Defense. Huddle up over there.

I didn't say nothing about winning.

We play some slack division II team And we kick the living shit out of them

led by former NFL MVP quarterback Paul Crewe.

He said he's sorry. I got him to say he's sorry.

I think Papajohn's their safety.

So it looks like I am going to get to know you guys a lot better,

Now, why would he want to read a book about a four-eyed nigger?

What do you think? Should I go for the left nut this time?

You want to serve?

Nineteen seconds. We got a lot of ground to cover.

I got him to say he’s proud of me

Give you a good chance to throw people on the ground,

I love little Micah

- What's that? - Did you see that?

Hey, somebody bring me a Diet Coke.

Trump and GOP governing...

You have got to be kidding me.

you will be shot.

All right, all right. I got it. Just save it for the game.

Drew Brees after his comments

Trump and GOP on Healthcare

Did I getcha dog?

Now, get the hell out there. Let's go.

So, what did I do wrong? Was I driving poorly?

CMC to the saints defense

I thought he didn't want to get hurt.

Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn.

Crewe took a shot on that play and he's getting up slowly.

Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.

Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

who's filling in for tyler and toriester justshoutafriends? lovebret torbattentooth.

Let's go, you all. Let's go.

I want those cons to understand who owns them.

1% LOW FAT MILK

A loss to the Mean Machine lasts forever.

Oh, and as for your request...

White 50. White 50. Hut, hut, hut.

I am all right. Thank you.

On first down, Crewe will throw. He's got Deacon wide open.

If she's hot enough to have a one-nighter with a pro football player,

What the hell are you dressed up for?

You haven't opened so much as a single shred of mail.

It Slipped I Just Ate Popcorn

we don't exactly have the cream of the crop to work with here.

Here we go Kilmer... here we go!!

that's been retrofitted for the big event.

50 First Dates Tommy Boy Big Daddy Happy Gilmore The Wedding Singer Blended Wayne's World The Longest Yard The Waterboy

We got that out of the way. I deserved it.

- Is that right? - See, it's just come to my attention

How about this guy?

You’re breath smells like 8 cans of shark shit

Can of zyn. Can of Zyn and I’ll be fone

- Is that right? - That's right.

He’s strong. I mean, he's so strong, he makes strong people look… not strong.

Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out.

Holy shit, is that Paul Crewe?

It slipped I just ate popcorn

Goddamn it. Do something.

And Crewe is leveled.

Come on, Switowski.

Almanza Throwing Cable

Hey, man, after all Caretaker did, this is how you show him love?

Unfortunately, that's why we're all in the joint.

Tomorrow, payback. Now, think about that for a second.

I Don't Want tTo Play No More With FireEye!

We're here deep in the heart of toothless country,

We're not winning. Not yet.

just happens to be the warden now.

How much more blood you want

Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.

as they find themselves up by two touchdowns.

And that's not it.

When the commish asks you,

Green machine, green machine

- Really? - Yeah, it's straighter.

Trass and Todd! Trass and Todd!

it used to be dionne rowe insulting poor gabi by calling him that bitch but he quit so it would be sammie d'olivio taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

- Where'd you put it? - In the back, on the right.

Can o' JB Weld. Can o' JB Weld. I'll be fine.

Now. Get stepping.

Yeah. It's Wessys time to shine, baby.

Now I gotta relive this shit

I’m sorry, I brokeded your feelers

Let's go, to the line.

The Heisman Trophy winner from Oklahoma?

- I think that's a ten. - Let's go with a ten.