Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hurts So Good vs. XXX Superstar Versus Half-a-Star

But the ref is waving it off.

50 First Dates Tommy Boy Big Daddy Happy Gilmore The Wedding Singer Blended Wayne's World The Longest Yard The Waterboy

You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team.

And for a small fee, I can even get you McDonald's.

Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out.

Not as soft as the ones at West Texas Mental Institution.

Hey, somebody bring me a Diet Coke.

Holy shit, is that Paul Crewe?

1% LOW FAT MILK

Tomorrow, payback. Now, think about that for a second.

Nineteen seconds. We got a lot of ground to cover.

And I will be cheering my jailhouse Boobies for you at game day!

Now I will never get to play.

Drew Brees after his comments

When the commish asks you,

White 50. White 50. Hut, hut, hut.

Paul? Paul, what are you doing?

Waterboy 50 First Dates Tommy Boy Big Daddy Happy Gilmore The Wedding Singer Blended Wayne's World The Longest Yard The Man Who Knew Too Little Multiplicity Anger Management Funny People The Hot Chick I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Just Go with It Beverly Hills Ninja

- Hi. - Here I am.

He said he's sorry. I got him to say he's sorry.

Come on, Switowski.

when you the tokken black guy at sycks new years after party

I think Papajohn's their safety.

Now I gotta relive this shit

We got that out of the way. I deserved it.

He’s strong. I mean, he's so strong, he makes strong people look… not strong.

Yeah. It's Wessys time to shine, baby.

There's the snap and the ball is fumbled. And the guards recover.

It slipped I just ate popcorn

The Heisman Trophy winner from Oklahoma?

We play some slack division II team And we kick the living shit out of them

Who we going to kiss? EFFY!

Did I getcha dog?

If she's hot enough to have a one-nighter with a pro football player,

- Is that right? - See, it's just come to my attention

The more prone to violence that the inmate is, the more stars he gets.

Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn.

Game point, baby. How you want the game put up?

How much more blood you want

I knew you couldn't resist my shit.

What do you think? Should I go for the left nut this time?

Can o' JB Weld. Can o' JB Weld. I'll be fine.

Hey, man, after all Caretaker did, this is how you show him love?

How about this guy?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

just happens to be the warden now.

We're here deep in the heart of toothless country,

It's Paul Crewe.

- What's that? - Did you see that?

There goes the neighborhood.

- Where'd you put it? - In the back, on the right.

we don't exactly have the cream of the crop to work with here.

Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.

All right, all right. I got it. Just save it for the game.

Oh, and as for your request...

- Really? - Yeah, it's straighter.

We got a 3-94 in progress.

Hello. There's a huge party going on downstairs.

So it looks like I am going to get to know you guys a lot better,

Here we go. Here we go.

On first down, Crewe will throw. He's got Deacon wide open.

Okay. Down, set. Hut.

Give you a good chance to throw people on the ground,

Darts "treeouts"

Defense. Huddle up over there.

Give these guys sixes. Give these guys fives.

Who we gonna kiss? The Guards!

as they find themselves up by two touchdowns.

Let's go, you all. Let's go.

Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke.

I got him to say he’s proud of me

And that's not it.

You have got to be kidding me.

Unfortunately, that's why we're all in the joint.

Here we go Kilmer... here we go!!

But on game day, if I so much as...

I thought he didn't want to get hurt.

And Crewe is leveled.

CMC to the saints defense

led by former NFL MVP quarterback Paul Crewe.

Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.

What the hell are you dressed up for?

- Is that a touchdown? - Yes, it is.

- Who we going to kill? - The guards.

Now, get the hell out there. Let's go.

who's filling in for tyler and toriester justshoutafriends? lovebret torbattentooth.

I Don't Want tTo Play No More With FireEye!

That’s one brother. That’s a lonely brother, this ain’t hockey!

I’m sorry, I brokeded your feelers

You’re breath smells like 8 cans of shark shit

That's going to be a personal foul on the big guy.

Anthony, wow. You can sit down.

You got to earn them.

I am all right. Thank you.

We're not winning. Not yet.

Didn't you read the papers? I am innocent.

I love little Micah

you will be shot.

I didn't say nothing about winning.

Trass and Todd! Trass and Todd!

I love Little Mikey’s mullet I love little Mikey’s mullet

Trump and GOP on Healthcare

what a worthless piece of shit you are.

- Is that right? - That's right.

Goddamn it. Do something.

You know what they say. Once you go gray, there ain't no other way.

Almanza Throwing Cable

Crewe took a shot on that play and he's getting up slowly.

Can of zyn. Can of Zyn and I’ll be fone

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- I think that's a ten. - Let's go with a ten.

It Slipped I Just Ate Popcorn

A loss to the Mean Machine lasts forever.

Almanza Throwing Cable

Now. Get stepping.

I want those cons to understand who owns them.

Colonel Sanders been eating his own chicken.

So, what did I do wrong? Was I driving poorly?

it used to be dionne rowe insulting poor gabi by calling him that bitch but he quit so it would be sammie d'olivio taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

that's been retrofitted for the big event.

Y’all Got A Running Back?

toxic cheryl de coursey was a crounk wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

Green machine, green machine

Let's go, to the line.

Now, why would he want to read a book about a four-eyed nigger?

Trump and GOP governing...

Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.

You want to serve?

You haven't opened so much as a single shred of mail.