Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Short memory, baby. We will get it back. We will get it back.

Thank you, Half-a-Star.

You going to help me out here?

because I ain't doing that twice in a lifetime.

I don't know what you're talking about, freak show.

Okay, boys. We know who doesn't have any balls out there now.

Honey, just let me finish the game, I will take you to the movies.

I know. Recover the ball.

Dak scrambling from the packers

Crewe dodges the blitz, but he loses his helmet.

AND... Tell that black guy Bruno.. That I'll see him on the yard too

Oh, they ugly now, but in eight months, he going to look like Beyonce.

Papajohn's at the 20, the 10. And he will score.

right toxic alison fanderlinden you're gonna get what's coming to ya! (gunshots) (slaps face) good riddance! and don't come back! owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP 8/56/32 good riddance and don't come back you had it coming!

Okay, we seal off here, seal off here.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Watching Dalvin Cook play

Hey, why does he get to be the kicker? I was All-State, man.

Now, I hear they have the softest mattresses out there.

Yeah. It’s Toddies time to shine, baby!

If I was on D, I'd crack you square in that egg-ass head of yours.

Nooma is scared

Hit me. I am open. I am open.

The guy is scareeed

Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight. That could get it up some.

And wait a minute. Crewe is coming back into the game.

Fresh meat, boys. Fresh meat.

Nate Scarborough?

Someone bring me a Diet Coke

Can't we just all get along!?

I think we need some alone time, honey,

I was showing a little wrestling move. That's all.

I think he's in love with you.

What? Oh, come on, man. That was a facemask.

I knew I shouldn't have gone high

Oh, my God, he is deranged.

Yeah. Let's try some schoolyard bullshit.

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Can of corn a 300 sq ft office and I'll be fine.

Of course I signed it for you, superstar!

Who we gonna kiss Darius! -got ya

That’s how a white man runs a football

When I'm playing horrible and the boys try to cheer me up

And he's not going down.

Don't act like you ain't want to see more, Brucie.

You all got a running back?

Tick, tick, tick. The clock keeps running.

Absolutely not. Now, could you do me a favor? Hold this beer while I back it up.

The ball's picked up by Scarborough.

after one of the strangest offensive series I have ever seen.

Duggan can’t kick worth a shit

No inmates from my playing days. Couple of guards, though.

That's traveling, bitch.

Not so fast, sugar bear.

the world is just not to us. then demolish the world end other people's problems (snaps fingers) just like that! then we'd all be living in anarchy then i couldn't work for you gus and we'd all be used t the world will end! alright them! maybe the world is suited to other people just not to us.

Just when I thought I had you all figured out.

Kuz after Markieff gets picked off waivers

Eddie betts tonight

Crewe drops back to pass. He's under pressure.

THAT'S HOW A WHITE MAN MANAGES A FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM

Well, you're going to have to lower your standards

Oh mais ça il a perdu le pauvre champignon!

It was worth every goddamn second

I am a Star Jones man myself. I love that big bitch.

giving themselves excuses to grab each other.

- You're right. Let's see what you got. - All right.

Trump and GOP on Healthcare

Where does she come up with this shit?

All right, what do you say? How about a little best ball?

Just a joke. Stay calm

But he is. And I don't know how, after that last hit.

You could have robbed banks, sold crack,

We're playing the guards.

Everytime Allen ran against Ravens What he said to Lamar!

Let's do this shit.

Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?

Wide left. Tight left.

That was a bullshit call.

Oh, I doubt that very seriously.

Son of a bitch.

Winning the Battle for Banking Talent by B.J. Berrettini

Got to promise me to keep Captain Knauer off my back.

- Watch the pass. - He's looking for Deacon.

- Shit. - I think he just shit himself.

And I got to tell you, the cons seem more interested in hitting the guards

The cons don't seem to have an answer for Dunham,

Now, there are two things we take very seriously here in the state of Texas.

That one hurt my marble sack.

We will work on that.

Sports movies Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

And Megget is down to the 4-yard line, where it will be first and goal.

Hey, dog. Check that building over there.

Crewe. I will see you on the field.

And here come the cons,

Can't we all get along?

It's all right, man.

My mama taught me not to kiss and tell. Now, go to sleep.

Damn, this fool got the chair three times, ain't died yet.

who's filling in for jodie lougheed? lamia henchilwood.

and in your particular case, I am the executioner.

Whatever back freckle

The shitters When the old retirees return

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Okay. Wet Willie.

Six seconds left on the clock. Cons down by seven.

And with this special game, folks, comes a special broadcast,

And that’s the truth… With some cheese on it!1

Say hi to the folks, Bob-O.

Her: He ain’t black Donavan: ima have to stab somebody get my rep up

A tune-up game?

Will you teach me to Basketball?

...he's going to ask you to help out.

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Was it worth to wait 11 years to see Darth Vader in a Movie Was it worth it? it was worth every goddamn second

Five years since our last championship.

Recruitment, boy.

i see your true colors... that's where it is.

Cheeseburger Eddy's got it.

- We can handle him. - Yes, ma'am.

How jackson mahomes gonna be next season

I was showing a little wrestling move. That's all.

Valio la pena que te detuvieran y pagar multa

does the h word offend you

Enjoy it, fat man.

Valió cada maldito segundo.

Okay, maybe he did.

You know what? Who gives a shit?

Yeah. It's Bucky's time to shine, baby.

GBSS after winning Intercol

Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33,

So you bastards remember that play we practiced in the mud?

I didn't know you were a football fan, Patrick.

DJ when Cade shows up at Clemson next season...

Do the girls get to play?

Three seconds left.

- If I foul you, tell me, dog. - Okay, baby.

You guys better not cut the server!!!!

- His wife has got the hottest ass. - Great.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE HAVE SWITOWSKI...

Sid, lindsey brokeded my nose.

You risk bringing your ass in the jungle because you know I am.

We're not. Just go do what you're doing there.

On first and 10, Crewe will pass.

Me when Fulcis Is out of Monster