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The Waterboy 50 First Dates

Good practice, Paul. Me and the girls want to show you

are the good-behavior cons, along with their...

does the nword offend you nigger

Maybe it's time we started acting like it.

He laterals to Deacon.

Look out. He might go.

Listen Here Mr. FRODO don't get short with me

Hey, hey. It's me again.

...you will have my answer soon enough.

Better watch yourself, Mr. Football.

I’m still on this Team.

What in the hell do you think you're doing out there?

They don't know what we're doing.

Brucie can't kick worth a shit.

It's the Billikens time to shine baby

that you want nothing to do with his football fantasies.

Blue slush... Blue slushy and I'll be fine

and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation.

No. It's the quiet time I like, sir.

stole your grandmama's pension, and nobody would have cared.

- What the hell is this? - What? It's good. It keeps going.

Did he say "win"?

FARP Phase II Student

He locked me in the closet and left me to die.

21, you're a fat shit. Hut.

what did harry styles used to say? pox fobiscum!

Keep them off the field. We're going for it.

valió la pena que te sacara gaby del grupo cada maldito segundo

Why'd you shave those points?

Thats Great Thats Nice

Got check to laugh at my gif.

When everything will be okay...

although it was never fully proven.

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Stupid tire. You're a fricking tire.

Now, after you get a comfortable three-touchdown lead,

The registered voters of this fine state?

I love little Michael.

Cover your man.

UNGER SAYS "The Blood Of The Guards Is Going To Flow Like The Rivers Of Ancient Babylon."

Don't give me that shit.

Yay, let's try some schoolyard bullshit

I know it's hard to get psyched for the game without Caretaker being here.

It's historical. Sir.

- Black 99. - Come on, D.

The snap is to Deacon.

- Where you hurting? - My knee.

Okay, here we go.

What are you talking about? We got Switowski.

sometime in the next three to five years.

I bet you he's pretty proud right now.

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Yeah, yeah. Me too.

- I will be all right for now. - Oh, okay.

And you, you are ugly.

Get on your feet.

Yo man that's my bro-meme, I worked hard on that

See, we got us a fine prison-guard league down here.

Un Twinkie, un Twinkie y estaré bien

Oh, my God, he is deranged

Paul, I am so excited.

The first film is the guards' offense against Texas Southern.

It's nothing a Quarter Pounder can't fix.

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Why don’t we have a maniacal pillow fight later

i’ll slit your throat and watch the otter roll out

And look at Battle take off.

I think I am in love.

Come on, Deacon.

You're a sick bastard. Come here.

He's my political adviser.

QB1 Jared GOFF QB2 ???

Did you see that, man? They're quitting on him.

Bish babe is their quarterback?

He Brokeded my nose

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This is what I feel like my stomach looks like!

He brokedid my nose!

Can of corn And a diet coke

It's cool, man. I never had shoes growing up noway.

who will try to find a handle on the ball this time.

Can you give a brother a little hustle?

I mean, He’s so slow, He makes slow people look not slow

Now listen here Mr. Ward DON'T GET SHORT WITH ME!

- You have a nice time, old man? - Yeah.

Yeah, I'd have a hard time looking at me too.

I was showing her a wrestling move

Hopefully none.

A bunch of ruthless criminals have beaten

Now give me your wallet

I appreciate the offer, but I am going to have to pass.

You call a fair game?

The guy is scared

Because I got news for you guys.

Hell, guys, we're convicts. We always go for it all.

Don't worry about it.

Oh, no. I never played no football, mister.

when you the only black

Westbrook in crunch time

What I would do to you.

- You got something else. - All right.

Kick the living shit out of them. Get their confidence up.

You think you can do anything you want around here, don't you?

The blood of the Gase is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon

Criminals are people too, Chris.

He's got the first down.

That’s how a white man recovers the football

I got the burgers that will......

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How you doing? What's up? What's up? What's up?

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Let's go, guys.

That wasn't nice.

I wan't ya to lose.

We Go For The Win? We Go For The Tie?"

did you lose your jooloosha? yes when grnny new willy wagtail took it back to his retirement nest.

You can do it! Get that old ass of yours on stage!

See, that's our problem, sweetie.

And look out. Boy, somebody better take control of this game soon,

That's how a white man runs a football.

Trump as mail-in votes come in

And so, on a miraculous play,

- Cheeseburger. - Yeah.

Hell, no, baby. That was clean. Good D.

What you looking at? Are you serious?

What is going on here? Shit.

I appreciate you.

We’ll Tell Lonnie You Got Knocked The Fuck Out

that your time here will be a whole lot easier if you just participate.

Yeah. I think I got a cousin that drives a truck for Reebok.

Let's get this over with, rookie, I am starving.

Was it worth to wait 11 years to see Darth Vader in a movie again? Was it worth it? it was worth every goddamn second

And some diapers.

This is simply a different Paul Crewe we're seeing here in the second half.

Who we gonna kiss? EFFY

The inmate from cellblock D.

Yeah. That's better.

So, what happened? You read the flier, thought it looked like some fun?

We got a lot of work to do. Let's get it going.

Will you teach me to football?

Why are you yelling at me? All I did was care