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You know what? Uh, hold that thought.
I've been thinking, perhaps we dismissed DJ Dum-Dum
Look, I'm all for helping the homeless, but I bring my kids here.
"I left my whole world behind for you, Jed,
-[Charlie whines] -Mm-hmm.
What's up? What's the emergency? Is Charlie all right?
I don't know where Lucifer is right now.
Well, I'm still here, right?
The crazy things we think our kids can do, huh?
that you're romantically interested in,
Then when I saw her this morning...
Oh.
My memory didn't even do her justice.
As long as that killer doesn't cry, spit up, or wet themselves,
There's no need to apologize.
Hi!
[ironic chuckle] I mean, "Karnal"? Really?
What are you doing here?
I understand how you feel...
Well done.
[hip-hop music plays]
I'm not interested in her.
The killer was Karnalgirl506's jilted husband.
-Mm-hmm. -And then guess what?
[woman and man moaning intimately]
Love your lobes.
Like this one time at my quinceañera,
Well, surely someone must have seen something
you're going to find your soulmate.
I hoped.
Okay.
-Really? -Yeah.
Oh. Hey.
What are you talking about?
Well done, brother.
You have my undivided attention.
Well, I did go to Hell and back for you, twice, but who's counting?
Yeah.
So Jed was your first love, then?
I-I mean, I didn't know he was headlining the show.
I missed you at the show, I missed you at your studio,
-Be my guest. -Watch.
[growls]
I'd never hurt anyone.
No, no. We just kissed.
Do we?
What's up, everybody!
I wouldn't put anything past him.
Aww.
♪ Tether me ♪
[baby cries]
I love your hair.
Listen.
Huh.
Let's just question the witnesses, and case closed.
Mm-hmm.
Um, you know, like...
Well, clearly he's orchestrating all this to get close to you again.
Jed's been receiving threatening emails from a man named Raul Blanco.
-It sucked. -Right, then, Jed.
but I seem to have misplaced my phone.