Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stop making fun of me, Virginia.

And the card attached would say

And I had to wear that green dress, which you knew was my most awful color.

I looked just like a swamp frog.

It's like having one big kidney, and you can't separate 'em.

My friend Matty Fishbein went into the hospital a healthy guy.

Well, I don't know. But if I were you, I sure wouldn't wave goodbye.

I can't believe you hate your sister.

That explains it, then.

Well, I want us to have a chance to be friends, sisters.

I wish my ex had been like Fluffy.

Ma, could you eat a little more quietly, please?

Oh, I'll say. That kidney was showroom-new.

Blanche, how is that possible?

I never heard of such a thing.

This has got to stop. No wonder that baby didn't sleep.

Oh, and she was hateful. You know what she used to do?

Let's call an end to it, OK?

But the best part of it was

Oh, tender moment, my foot.

For my children, I wouldn't even have to think.

God, I wish she wasn't coming. I just hate her.

because a baby was sleeping in the day. And then I think he called me an idiot.

Don't act so surprised, Virginia. You knew I was dating him.

I'm sure my heart stopped beating for a minute.

You never heard of anybody hating their sister?

Never. Maybe it's Southern.

Hello, everybody.

That girl is some kind of mutant.

'cause there are sick people in the elevators and it's such a small space.

- Then it's time for us to start, OK? - Fine with me.

- Say bye-zee-bye! - Bye, darling.

I don't even know what I would do under the same circumstances.

So she told me to pick it up and put it on my finger.