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What is it with you? You just step on any kind of tender moment.
- It was like I said. She wanted something. - Enough already!
I'm Catholic. I can't spread a wise man on a Ritz cracker.
She was interested, charming, caring, loving.
Just couldn't have been more wonderful.
- I got nothing left up here. - Oh, Ma.
Thank you for being a friend
Of course they're too small. I've always been very petite.
Oh, the most wonderful thing happened. They found a donor, an excellent match.
I wish I could give her my kidneys, let her get up all night.
He sleeps in the day because he has four women who won't let him sleep at night.
Invited everyone you knew
I only hear from him at Christmas when he sends me a cheddar cheese nativity scene.
I'll see you in Atlanta in a few days.
Oochie-oochie-boo-boo.
That'd kill my sister.
and almost electrocuted her.
- You need any help? - No.
Ted had a little accident waterskiing, and Lucy's taking him to the hospital.