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That darn electricity straightened my hair.
- Shh-shh-shh-shh. - Is he asleep?
I nursed. Your brother was 12 when he stopped.
and the elevator stopped on every floor, and I had to hold my breath all that time.
And what if I give her my kidney
Blanche, I know you need some time to think it over.
- Why is he still here? - Ted needs some minor surgery,
and then the one good kidney I have left stops working?
I guess maybe I just didn't think you'd recognize good taste.
- And of course I'm gonna do it. - Aw, Blanche, you're a brave lady.
After all, she's the only family I have.
- She's dying. - What?
that hunk of a doctor who examined me - he's gonna be in Florida in a few weeks.
I always hold my breath in the elevators
What happens if she doesn't get your kidney?
He was loving, he was loyal, he was fun. He never left my side.
She'll die.
My ankles will swell, my eyes will puff up. I'll look just like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
I know.
- Dying, she's dying. - Oh, my God, Blanche!
that I had done it and he'd punish me.
Oh, too wild, Rose.
- when they go away for a weekend. - Oh, that's wonderful.
- To sisters. - That's very sweet, Virginia.
and she jiggled the tree and the star fell off and broke.
Oh, you can't count her!